Witney Seibold: Shock and Terror
@witneyseibold.bsky.social
Critic, essayist, semi-talented snot. Co-host of the podcasts on the Critically Acclaimed Network. Bylines at /Film, IGN, TVGuide, Nerdist, and many others. Rotten Tomatoes-approved.
He/him. SubGenius. 💖💜💙
He/him. SubGenius. 💖💜💙
Just "Gremlins 2." I don't know the others.
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Just "Gremlins 2." I don't know the others.
Smile Now, Drink Later.
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Smile Now, Drink Later.
It was because they already had a bassist.
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It was because they already had a bassist.
The best way to usher in a money-free utopian future is to pour cash into a crypto-scam.
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The best way to usher in a money-free utopian future is to pour cash into a crypto-scam.
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I had a crazy dream that someone made a major motion picture in which Megyn Kelly heroically battled sexual misconduct
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I had a crazy dream that someone made a major motion picture in which Megyn Kelly heroically battled sexual misconduct
Two-thirds of the Full Moon Features catalogue.
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Two-thirds of the Full Moon Features catalogue.
Which I have no issues with. I was the world's biggest Quibi fan.
If they need me to write Quibis, I'm down.
If they need me to write Quibis, I'm down.
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Which I have no issues with. I was the world's biggest Quibi fan.
If they need me to write Quibis, I'm down.
If they need me to write Quibis, I'm down.
Wait... so are you tellimg me you are in the habit of hiding the horrid crimes of people because of their political party? 'Cause I don't want that.
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Wait... so are you tellimg me you are in the habit of hiding the horrid crimes of people because of their political party? 'Cause I don't want that.
Marzipan: "Homestar, you are aware that prison is not a puppy, right?"
Homestar: "Yes. I am. Awawe. That pwison. Is Not. ... What was that wast pawt?"
Marzipan: "A puppy."
Homestar: "A puppy."
Homestar: "Yes. I am. Awawe. That pwison. Is Not. ... What was that wast pawt?"
Marzipan: "A puppy."
Homestar: "A puppy."
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Marzipan: "Homestar, you are aware that prison is not a puppy, right?"
Homestar: "Yes. I am. Awawe. That pwison. Is Not. ... What was that wast pawt?"
Marzipan: "A puppy."
Homestar: "A puppy."
Homestar: "Yes. I am. Awawe. That pwison. Is Not. ... What was that wast pawt?"
Marzipan: "A puppy."
Homestar: "A puppy."