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Witney Seibold: Shock and Terror
@witneyseibold.bsky.social
Critic, essayist, semi-talented snot. Co-host of the podcasts on the Critically Acclaimed Network. Bylines at /Film, IGN, TVGuide, Nerdist, and many others. Rotten Tomatoes-approved.
He/him. SubGenius. 💖💜💙
Just "Gremlins 2." I don't know the others.
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Smile Now, Drink Later.
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It was because they already had a bassist.
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The best way to usher in a money-free utopian future is to pour cash into a crypto-scam.
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I had a crazy dream that someone made a major motion picture in which Megyn Kelly heroically battled sexual misconduct
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Two-thirds of the Full Moon Features catalogue.
November 14, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Which I have no issues with. I was the world's biggest Quibi fan.

If they need me to write Quibis, I'm down.
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Wait... so are you tellimg me you are in the habit of hiding the horrid crimes of people because of their political party? 'Cause I don't want that.
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Marzipan: "Homestar, you are aware that prison is not a puppy, right?"

Homestar: "Yes. I am. Awawe. That pwison. Is Not. ... What was that wast pawt?"

Marzipan: "A puppy."

Homestar: "A puppy."
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM