witchyshay.bsky.social
@witchyshay.bsky.social
The audacity of HMRC telling me the only way to query their incorrect tax assessment is to call, only for me to call and have them tell me “everyone is busy, goodbye” and HANG UP ON ME?
January 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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ethel cain should have been in nosferatu
January 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
This is actually just being a teacher and Jigsaw could NOT hack it.
If I was ever in a “Saw” movie I think I’d really turn the tables on Jigsaw cause like how many times can YOU explain the rules to YOUR little game before YOU wanna die, huh?
January 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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would like to be reincarnated as the clamshell e-reader in It Follows
January 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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It sucks so hard that the right’s attempts to make the general population dumber, believe in facts less, research nothing, and make unfounded logical jumps into conspiracy theory (about everything from politics to how movies are made) have worked and we have to live alongside the results of that.
January 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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For today’s #januarty theme - blue - a little blue bunny

Desert cottontail, #pastel
January 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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"somehow, Palpatine returned" is both the apex of Star Wars being hack garbage and a summary of 2024.
January 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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I party like a rock star, specifically the part where Axl Rose says "oh, won't you please take me home"
January 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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reminder that im done with everything HP related, because promoting in any fashion benefits this piece of shit
December 31, 2024 at 1:09 AM
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The Holdovers is a great *this is what the Humanities is about* Christmas film.
December 29, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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Arguably one of Jimmy Carter's greatest achievement is bringing the world to the brink of eradicating the Guinea Worm.

From 3.5m cases a year in the 80s to less than 15 the last few years. It's an astounding public health achievement.
December 29, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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NOSferatu is a fast and furious prequel
December 27, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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The Thing is a Christmas movie because technically The Thing could be Santa.
December 10, 2024 at 12:26 PM
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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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david oh my god do NOT play that boring-ass chord. the lord will hate that shit. it will NOT please him. try this one instead. it's secret 😉 🤫
December 2, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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Literary fan who loves Christmas songs and porridge making a to-do list for the day:
- Joyce
- Carol
- Oats
December 3, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie

1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
December 3, 2024 at 7:43 AM
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Kendrick Lamar beat Drake in a rap battle so thoroughly that Drake called the police.

I will never stop laughing about this!
November 25, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Mine is the Phantom Menace and I’m including the original trilogy.
I want to conduct an experiment with the Bluesky platform.

*taps microphone*

The Last Jedi is my favourite Star Wars film that isn’t the original trilogy.
November 25, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.
November 24, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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Here is a test for the civility on BlueSky:

A movie cannot be a Christmas movie unless Christmas plays a central mechanism in the transition of the narrative from A to B.

So Die Hard is clearly NOT a Christmas movie because Christmas changes nothing in the story.
November 20, 2024 at 11:46 AM
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forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
November 19, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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What I Support

LGBTQIA+ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
BLM 🖤
Free Palestine ☮︎
Indigenous People 🫶
Women’s Rights 💖
Pro-Choice ❤️‍🔥
Gender Identity 🤍
Mental Health Awareness 🎗
Autism Awareness ♾
Disability Awareness 🏥
November 20, 2024 at 7:25 AM