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(evan)gelina
@witchyevan.bsky.social
Stereotypical Cat Lady. Sometimes Writer. brainrot (#iwtv #bridgerton #yr chappell roan, beyónce, taylor swift, etc.).

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Last week, I did the 2. scariest (to me) thing I've ever done: book a solo trip abroad.

Last night, I did the 1. scariest (to me) thing I've ever done: tell my dad I booked a solo trip abroad. 😅
February 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Cons: sad loss as a Kansas Citian, everyone who thirsted for the threepeat, and our guys who don't have rings yet
Pros: Jalen deserves. Butker and the Orange Ghoul are sad.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hands up
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hands up
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February 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Ready to go! #ChiefsKingdom ❤️💛
February 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I realize I've been operating on the assumption that yes, of course we'll make the Superbowl. But holy shit it's the BILLS and I'm scared. 😭 ❤️💛 Come on, boys! Pull through and MAKE HISTORY.
January 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Listen. LISTEN. Would it be possible to do a female rage story that *doesn't* end with the protag destroying her own life? Pretty please?
January 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Kelce is showing out!!!!!!
January 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
TRAVIS FUCKING KELCE!
January 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I hate when we waste the momentum of a good catch/play. 😫
January 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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GO GET THAT XAVIER! Let’s go 🔥
January 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Chris Jones crying at the anthem and hearing "home of the CHIEEEEEFS!" are some of life's little joys.
January 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Jawaan Taylor i s2g I need you OFF this team!
December 25, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Instagram vs. Reality 🤣😅
December 24, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Just got back from shopping and turned on the game and I see the boys are already pissing me off. 🙃
December 21, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Finally it seems like we didn't have a heart attack game (Patrick hurt aside) and I couldn't even watch because I had to shop and bake for a party. 🥲
December 16, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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Bro when I tell y’all I busted out laughing at that game-winning doink FG… truly the culmination of what this season has been like 😂😂😂😂😂 none of this is real.
December 9, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Tayvoodoo is real because we through on the Eras Tour stream for that last field goal. 😅 #chiefskingdom
December 9, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Honestly we deserved to lose that game we got lucky af 💀
November 29, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Why is my team allergic to touchdowns
November 29, 2024 at 10:44 PM
FINALLY A TD! ❤️💛❤️💛
November 29, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I cannot tell you how happy I am to see my husband Pacheco back on the field. 🥰 ##ChiefsKingdom
November 29, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Mind you, she pulled my hand in of her own accord. But look at those back claws. 😑
November 27, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 12:45 AM
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#COURTNEYHOPE: emmy winner 🩷
November 23, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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Leak the report. Pass it on.
November 21, 2024 at 2:08 AM