All you need is a banana skin and an idiot

"You've become LGBTQ out of nothing but love, my little Bennlings? It never rainbows but it pours. No... homo sweet homo... no I didn't say that. Um, Release the pronouns, Mr Burns! Eh, kids!? Kids. Kids?"

But thy stinking summer will surely end
With harsh autumn’s tumbling blades
Red patter making good the scent;
Thy shit buried beneath new glades.

So long as teeth can clench and eyes can weep,
Thy stench remembered; our hatred deep.

I did! then there was a hiatus on the project, and then it got going again, and I wrote again, but never heard back. Um, wow! Could we perhaps ...call next week? Or I can write a mail... what would you suggest?

Hello Michael. We're creating a comedy miniseries with the involvement of Greenpeace which we'll be crowdfunding in late March. We'd love to get you involved... character voice, script advice - any crumb of help from the Michael Spicer Table of Genius would be feasted upon:
youtu.be/QFSM6U1dPEE

KKLAK
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DALEK
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"What's the time, Mr Wolf?"
"Well, we've had dinner."

That butterfly logo needs replacing with a black moth. Against a black backround. At night. During a power cut. In a bunker

A valid and valuable result. To decorate your solid Science with the garlands of Art, allow me to quote:

Shall I compare thee to some melted Cheese?
No. No, that would be ridiculous and impossible.
Nothing compares to melted cheese.
Stop this foolishness!
How dare you.

This is GREAT. NOT as great as melted cheese, but then, what is? What is? What is. Melted cheese. Mmm

Have you had your warning shots?

Flap.

Birds tweet, butterflies flap.

No, they don't flutter. A flutter is the collective noun for flaps. Your flap might be part of a flutter. Or it might cause one. And then it may, just may, cause a hurricane.

Let this be so, God.

Amen

A utopian opinion possibly, but seeing how all the old social sites are drowning in the cultural plastic litter that is AI, Bluesky should distinguish itself as an AI-free haven.

Some sort of "I think this is AI" warning users are allowed to put on suspicious posts and images might help.

Chinese chef fails in Rome. Succeeds in Berlin... in politics.

Ciao Mein Kampf

Very kind, TacTwo. More will come