The Wisest Wizards
@wisestwizards.bsky.social
We're The Wisest Wizards. We make YouTube videos. No we don't. VHS collector.
Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
Leave poor Chris Stuckmann alone! He’s just doing a Red Letter Media / Mega64 tribute.
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Leave poor Chris Stuckmann alone! He’s just doing a Red Letter Media / Mega64 tribute.
31 Days of Horror: Day 26 - Dead Birds on VHS. This was not a movie about killer birds! It's just a random ghost movie with a few decent scenes. 91 mins felt like 3 hours. Unfortunately this is Blair Witch Simon Barrett, not You're Next Simon Barrett. #physicalmedia #vhs #horror
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
31 Days of Horror: Day 26 - Dead Birds on VHS. This was not a movie about killer birds! It's just a random ghost movie with a few decent scenes. 91 mins felt like 3 hours. Unfortunately this is Blair Witch Simon Barrett, not You're Next Simon Barrett. #physicalmedia #vhs #horror
31 Days of Horror: Day 25 - The Lucky One on Blu-ray. I'm getting tired of typing about these Nicholas Sparks romance movies. Zac Efron are Taylor Schilling both very good looking and they talk about stuff and things. It's fine. #zacefron #physicalmedia #bluray
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 AM
31 Days of Horror: Day 25 - The Lucky One on Blu-ray. I'm getting tired of typing about these Nicholas Sparks romance movies. Zac Efron are Taylor Schilling both very good looking and they talk about stuff and things. It's fine. #zacefron #physicalmedia #bluray
It's funny seeing all of the people obsessed with US politics having to pretend to hate Rush Hour 4.
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It's funny seeing all of the people obsessed with US politics having to pretend to hate Rush Hour 4.
Just chiming in as a Filmcast listener and Now You See Me enjoyer. Perhaps I’m the only one? @davechen.bsky.social @devindra.bsky.social @jeffcannata.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Just chiming in as a Filmcast listener and Now You See Me enjoyer. Perhaps I’m the only one? @davechen.bsky.social @devindra.bsky.social @jeffcannata.bsky.social
I’m praying the ice gun shows up in Half-Life 3. #HalfLife3
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I’m praying the ice gun shows up in Half-Life 3. #HalfLife3
We found an old VCR at a yard sale for five dollars with a mystery VHS tape inside it. What will it be? youtube.com/shorts/COUKr... #vhs #vhstapes #vcr
We Bought a VCR at a Garage Sale with a Mystery VHS Tape Inside.
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November 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
We found an old VCR at a yard sale for five dollars with a mystery VHS tape inside it. What will it be? youtube.com/shorts/COUKr... #vhs #vhstapes #vcr
Each Edgar Wright movie is slightly worse than the one before it.
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Each Edgar Wright movie is slightly worse than the one before it.
Portal 3 and Half-Life 3 are the same game.
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Portal 3 and Half-Life 3 are the same game.
31 Days of Horror: Day 24 - Flu on DVD. The tagline is "Death Goes Viral" I thought this was going to be straight to video trash. It's a Korean action version of Contagion. This was disturbing and really well made. Not quite as good as Contagion though. #horror #physicalmedia
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
31 Days of Horror: Day 24 - Flu on DVD. The tagline is "Death Goes Viral" I thought this was going to be straight to video trash. It's a Korean action version of Contagion. This was disturbing and really well made. Not quite as good as Contagion though. #horror #physicalmedia
31 Days of Horror: Day 23 - Cigarette Burns on DVD. Norman Reedus tracking down a cursed film reel. Directed by John Carpenter. How was this so boring? Neat idea, lame execution. #horror #physicalmedia
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
31 Days of Horror: Day 23 - Cigarette Burns on DVD. Norman Reedus tracking down a cursed film reel. Directed by John Carpenter. How was this so boring? Neat idea, lame execution. #horror #physicalmedia
Only at my music festival will you see GG Allin open for Lana Del Rey.
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Only at my music festival will you see GG Allin open for Lana Del Rey.
Do you people even remember Predator before Disney? Olivia Munn was in the last Predator movie. Imagine complaining about Dan Trachtenberg.
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Do you people even remember Predator before Disney? Olivia Munn was in the last Predator movie. Imagine complaining about Dan Trachtenberg.
The third week of #31DaysOfHorror DeepStar Six and Notting Hill were the highlights. #Letterboxd
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The third week of #31DaysOfHorror DeepStar Six and Notting Hill were the highlights. #Letterboxd
31 Days of Horror: Day 21 - Komodo on VHS. Very stupid plot. This looks so much better than I expected it to though. A great mix of practical animatronics and CGI. Could have used some more kills. Come on, you built that fake Komodo, kill some people with it! #vhs #physicalmedia #horror
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
31 Days of Horror: Day 21 - Komodo on VHS. Very stupid plot. This looks so much better than I expected it to though. A great mix of practical animatronics and CGI. Could have used some more kills. Come on, you built that fake Komodo, kill some people with it! #vhs #physicalmedia #horror
I am 100% on board for a Jimmy Olsen / Gorilla Grodd tv show.
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I am 100% on board for a Jimmy Olsen / Gorilla Grodd tv show.
31 Days of Horror: Day 20 - Notting Hill on DVD. A perfect romantic comedy. So much better than those Nicholas Sparks movies. Oh no, what if this is my favorite movie of October? My reputation in the horror community will be ruined. Thank god no one will ever read this. #physicalmedia #juliaroberts
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
31 Days of Horror: Day 20 - Notting Hill on DVD. A perfect romantic comedy. So much better than those Nicholas Sparks movies. Oh no, what if this is my favorite movie of October? My reputation in the horror community will be ruined. Thank god no one will ever read this. #physicalmedia #juliaroberts
31 Days of Horror: Day 19 - Frenzy on DVD. Oh no, it's a SyFy channel original movie. Embarrassing CGI sharks and bad flashbacks. This movie is saved by a great performance from the lead actress. She really gave it her all. I was still rooting for the sharks though. #sharks #horror #physicalmedia
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
31 Days of Horror: Day 19 - Frenzy on DVD. Oh no, it's a SyFy channel original movie. Embarrassing CGI sharks and bad flashbacks. This movie is saved by a great performance from the lead actress. She really gave it her all. I was still rooting for the sharks though. #sharks #horror #physicalmedia
31 Days of Horror: Day 18 - Night Terror on DVD from Massacre Video. A super low budget horror anthology. There are some really funny performances in this, I was laughing quite a bit all the way through. There is some creativity on display here, I liked it! #PhysicalMedia #DVD #Horror
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
31 Days of Horror: Day 18 - Night Terror on DVD from Massacre Video. A super low budget horror anthology. There are some really funny performances in this, I was laughing quite a bit all the way through. There is some creativity on display here, I liked it! #PhysicalMedia #DVD #Horror
31 Days of Horror: Day 17 - Girls Nite Out on Blu-ray from @arrowvideo.bsky.social A pretty standard, slightly above average slasher. I'm adding a bonus point for the last scene and unsettling final shot. #31Daysofhorror #physicalmedia #horror
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
31 Days of Horror: Day 17 - Girls Nite Out on Blu-ray from @arrowvideo.bsky.social A pretty standard, slightly above average slasher. I'm adding a bonus point for the last scene and unsettling final shot. #31Daysofhorror #physicalmedia #horror
31 Days of Horror: Day 16 - DeepStar Six on DVD. I really loved this cast of weird characters. I was genuinely bummed when they started dying so early in the movie. Why'd there have to be a monster? I just wanted to hang out with these characters in their underwater base. #physicalmedia #horror
October 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
31 Days of Horror: Day 16 - DeepStar Six on DVD. I really loved this cast of weird characters. I was genuinely bummed when they started dying so early in the movie. Why'd there have to be a monster? I just wanted to hang out with these characters in their underwater base. #physicalmedia #horror
31 Days of Horror: Day 15 - Safe Haven on Blu-ray. Another Nicholas Sparks romance movie to calm my nerves. Hey, this one actually worked. A nice relaxing location, and a bunch of twists and turns to keep the plot interesting. Safe Haven was also better than The Notebook. #nicholassparks #romance
October 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
31 Days of Horror: Day 15 - Safe Haven on Blu-ray. Another Nicholas Sparks romance movie to calm my nerves. Hey, this one actually worked. A nice relaxing location, and a bunch of twists and turns to keep the plot interesting. Safe Haven was also better than The Notebook. #nicholassparks #romance
A solid second week for #31DaysOfHorror Bio Zombie and both Killer Crocodiles were the highlights. Still no awful movies. #Letterboxd
October 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
A solid second week for #31DaysOfHorror Bio Zombie and both Killer Crocodiles were the highlights. Still no awful movies. #Letterboxd