I'd try to find a nicer way to phrase this but you bastards are not worth it.

Get fucked.

They will come for you too, quisling little pricks.

That thing would spontaneously combust into flames if my feelings could make my imagination manifest.

Yes, I've been throwing water over both of us, staying indoors and keeping two fans on us both.

However, he is large, has lots of hair and breath that I think is currently expelling air directly from hell.