windu pez
@windupez.bsky.social
I probably was already following you on twitter
Just hit the two year mark of my printer telling me the toner is low but continuing to print perfectly every time. Toner based B&W printers are tanks.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Just hit the two year mark of my printer telling me the toner is low but continuing to print perfectly every time. Toner based B&W printers are tanks.
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does anyone know how many spaces come before a comma? i’m trying to detail some heinous crimes in an email
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
does anyone know how many spaces come before a comma? i’m trying to detail some heinous crimes in an email
Working on a theory that the most powerful slimeballs in the world only ever compose emails with one hand on their phone while performing sex crimes. Hard to explain their near-illiterate drivel and bizarre use of spaces and punctuation otherwise.
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Working on a theory that the most powerful slimeballs in the world only ever compose emails with one hand on their phone while performing sex crimes. Hard to explain their near-illiterate drivel and bizarre use of spaces and punctuation otherwise.
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I’m starting to wonder if the president is a treasonous pedophile rapist with dementia who smells absolutely horrible
November 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I’m starting to wonder if the president is a treasonous pedophile rapist with dementia who smells absolutely horrible
Just a heads up that your democratic senator knows they could do this, they just edon't want to
Many are calling for Chuck Schumer's resignation. What hasn't been reported until now is that any Senate Democrat can offer a motion to challenge his leadership position, and it would have to get a vote within 7 days. From @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social:
prospect.org/2025/11/11/o...
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One Weird Trick to Get Rid of Chuck Schumer - The American Prospect
Multiple Democratic groups, House members, and candidates say it’s time for the Senate minority leader to go. It turns out any single Senate Democrat can force a vote on Schumer’s job.
prospect.org
November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Just a heads up that your democratic senator knows they could do this, they just edon't want to
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Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
It's hard to wrap your mind around so many people leaning so enthusiastically and gladly into emulating the actions, positions and self-conceptions of the literal goddamned nazis.
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's hard to wrap your mind around so many people leaning so enthusiastically and gladly into emulating the actions, positions and self-conceptions of the literal goddamned nazis.
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Let me run the Bond franchise and I’ll blow him up at the end of every movie. Maybe several times within each movie if it feels right. He’ll be back the next movie (or scene) and nobody will talk about it, but man are we gonna explode that guy a LOT.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Let me run the Bond franchise and I’ll blow him up at the end of every movie. Maybe several times within each movie if it feels right. He’ll be back the next movie (or scene) and nobody will talk about it, but man are we gonna explode that guy a LOT.
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Breaking: Charlie Brown running at football
Breaking: Lucy holding football
BREAKING: Deal to end government shutdown in reach
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Breaking: Charlie Brown running at football
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traditionally, one of the strongest negotiating positions is when the entire world viscerally hates you
April 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
traditionally, one of the strongest negotiating positions is when the entire world viscerally hates you
Breaking: Lucy holding football
BREAKING: Deal to end government shutdown in reach
Deal to end government shutdown in reach
At least 10 Senate Democrats are expected to support a key procedural motion.
www.axios.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Breaking: Lucy holding football
A certified banger, AND the comments section does not fail to provide exactly what you might expect to show up in the comments on such a piece.
I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
lithub.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
A certified banger, AND the comments section does not fail to provide exactly what you might expect to show up in the comments on such a piece.
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It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
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if we paid for a few weeks of foreign travel for every American we'd have a much more civilized, less hysterical country
"Europeans recognize his vision about free public transit and universal childcare. We expect our governments to make these kinds of services accessible to all of us,” said Verbeek. “We pay higher taxes and get civilized societies in return."
Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’
Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
if we paid for a few weeks of foreign travel for every American we'd have a much more civilized, less hysterical country
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
It's never the ghoul you wish would collapse in the Oval Office
November 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It's never the ghoul you wish would collapse in the Oval Office
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AND Pelosi is retiring? The good news just piles up this week
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
AND Pelosi is retiring? The good news just piles up this week
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remember all those hot takes during the primary about how Mamdani was the candidate for rich white liberals? a "champagne socialist" ?
yeah, about that
yeah, about that
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
remember all those hot takes during the primary about how Mamdani was the candidate for rich white liberals? a "champagne socialist" ?
yeah, about that
yeah, about that
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
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if the leftists win they will destroy our way of life (constant unnecessary suffering)
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
if the leftists win they will destroy our way of life (constant unnecessary suffering)
New airplane inane person behavior unlocked: person behind me decided to hand their jacket over the back of my wife's seat? Which puts their jacket in direct contact with her head?
November 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
New airplane inane person behavior unlocked: person behind me decided to hand their jacket over the back of my wife's seat? Which puts their jacket in direct contact with her head?
If this plane crashes I'm going to be exactly as super dead and squished as everyone else here, so like yeah sure "I'll give you the verbal yes" that I'll help in case of an emergency, sure ok man whatever you say
November 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
If this plane crashes I'm going to be exactly as super dead and squished as everyone else here, so like yeah sure "I'll give you the verbal yes" that I'll help in case of an emergency, sure ok man whatever you say