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Windier E. Megatons
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It was the worst of times, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Darkness, it was the winter of despair
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Oh Douthat wants to tell us what to think? Yes, please, I want to hear all about it
Homer Simpson in bed with Marge, putting on glasses that give the appearance of his eyes being open, the implication being that he will be falling asleep while she talks to him while still pretending to be interested and attentive
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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If this flag offends you, I’ll help you pack
Blue flag with “Zohran for New York City” text, with the Statue of Liberty doing a Rosie the Riveter pose in the center, against a lighter blue sky background
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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For the centrist scolds who are already preparing their takes about people’s response to Cheney kicking it, a reminder
The Simpsons “don’t make me tap the sign” bus driver meme. In the second panel the text on the sign says “Don’t be an asshole when you’re alive.”
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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In lieu of champagne, the Dodgers have chosen an alternate locker room celebration
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Dril tweet from 2015: “the infamous millennials are more interested in (consults notepad) being nickeled and dimed by the tax man than (squints) distilling vinegar”
November 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Simpsons predicted it
Screencap from “King Size Homer.” A smiling Homer in his muumuu listens to a radio broadcast saying “Despite the sweltering heat, don’t unroll your windows ‘cause those monkeys seem confused and irritable!”
October 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Okay sorry but this is just what came to mind 😂
Dr Manhattan on the moon thinking “It is 8:47. I’m securing the good parking spot at my favorite structure in Ann Arbor.”
October 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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The famous 2015 Justin Klugh tweet. "JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes"
October 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Four panel Scooby Doo meme. Scooby looking pensive labeled "The Nobel Peace Prize." Scooby smiling labeled "Was not awarded to Donald Trump." Scooby frowning labeled "The winner dedicated it to Trump." Scooby making a hilariously weird grimace labeled "She's praised him blowing up fishing boats and once asked Israel to invade her country and overthrow the government."
October 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Doesn’t seem to have been a very good choice for the Nobel Peace Prize but tbh I’ll take anything that leads to him sitting at home like this:
October 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Tobias and Lindsay meme from Arrested Development. "Plenty of other people have tried to use Gen AI to cut costs." "Well, did it work for those people?" "No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... but it might work for us."
October 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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No more superficial individual expression huh? Simpsons predicted it yet again
Rows of identical looking soldiers with the caption “The KILL-BOT Factory”
September 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Frinkiac screen grab from 22 Short Films About Springfield. Lou: “They call them shakes.” Frinkiac screen grab from 22 Short Films About Springfield. Eddie: “Huh, shakes. You don’t know what you’re getting.” Edited Frinkiac screen grab from 22 Short Films About Springfield. Lou: “They call this one ‘Shake Made with Twix.’” Edited Frinkiac screen grab from 22 Short Films About Springfield. Eddie: “Well, then I guess you kind of know what you’re getting.”
September 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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J. Walter Weatherman captioned with "And that's why you have to establish the run"
September 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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And I hear a voice from my soul’s core
Saying “Freedom’s just a metaphor”
“And you got nowhere to go”
Spider-Man pointing meme with three Spider-Men labeled “US going fascist,” “Canada going fascist,” and “Europe going fascist”
September 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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“You know, this pizza is very similar to the ones they have at Lou Malnati’s.”
“Ho-ho-ho noooo, they’re patented Skinner Pies! Old family recipe.”
“…for Deep Pans.”
“Yes!”
“Yes, and you call this ‘Deep Pan’ despite the fact that it is obviously tavern-style.”
Lou Malnati’s ad with the tagline “We’ll cook, you get the credit,” as if someone is going to purchase Lou’s and disguise it as their own cooking… though that would be delightfully devilish
September 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Couldn’t have called it much harder
The Bears’ Facebook page posting a “By the Numbers: Bears at Lions 2025 Week 2” link with the caption “Rome Odunze posted a career-high 128 receiving yards on Sunday”
September 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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The “Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me” meme
September 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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“Love him or hate him, you have to admit he was great at being a Nazi”
Mike Birbiglia with his famous line “Now, what I should have said was nothing”
September 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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IYKYK
Image of Andre, the guy Patty and Selma try to set Marge up with in “Homer’s Triple Bypass.” IYKYK.
September 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Add this one to the “Simpsons predicted it” pile
Mrs. Krabappel: “The history of our country has been changed again to correspond with Bart’s answers on yesterday’s test.”
September 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I actually have one of yours saved on my phone
Original NYT tweet: “The 1959 movie Ben-Hur runs some three and a half hours long. A Cuvier’s beaked whale could watch the entire film underwater, never taking a gulp of air, with time to spare.” Ruff_bluffs QT: “Cuvier’s beaked whale join film Twitter”
September 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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The Friends Phoebe/Joey eight-panel meme. Panel 1: Phoebe: "Letting Nazis dictate" Panel 2: Joey: "Letting Nazis dictate" Panel 3: Phoebe: "Our coverage of Zohran Mamdani" Panel 4: Joey: "Our coverage of Zohran Mamdani" Panel 5: Phoebe: "Was a mistake" Panel 6: Joey: "Was a mistake" Panel 7: Phoebe: "Letting Nazis dictate our coverage of Zohran Mamdani was a mistake" Panel 8: Joey: "The fact that this story engendered all the conversation and debate that it has feels like all the evidence you need that this was a legit line of reporting"
July 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Who could believe someone still willing to self-identify as a Republican in the year of Our Lord 2025 would vote for something shitty?
Lucy from Peanuts labeled "'Moderate' Senate Republicans acting like they might not vote for something evil" yanking the football away from Charlie Brown, who is labeled "Online liberals"
July 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Maybe this person went into a coma in late 2008 and just woke up recently
Lionel Hutz meme. There's [stern face] Obama (2009-present) vibes... and [big grin] Obama (2008) vibes!
July 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM