Windhaven
@windhaven.bsky.social
STEM major in the Midwest.
99% lurker, 1% terrible posts :P
He/him
99% lurker, 1% terrible posts :P
He/him
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The worst part about this is haro is literally the mecha version of an astronech. Imagine asking r2d2s purpose.
March 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The worst part about this is haro is literally the mecha version of an astronech. Imagine asking r2d2s purpose.
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What's YOUR intended purpose, you coward? Can you not recognize a friend when you see him?!
March 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
What's YOUR intended purpose, you coward? Can you not recognize a friend when you see him?!
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And TIL
I learned literally yesterday that freeman dyson theorised the dyson sphere as a joke, he was taking the piss out of seti looking for radio waves
September 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
And TIL
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IKEA knows its customer base
June 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
IKEA knows its customer base
Squeee!!
You know how some things sound like they would be adorable, but are just mildly cute?
This isn’t one of them.
You know how some things sound like they would be adorable, but are just mildly cute?
This isn’t one of them.
May 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Squeee!!
You know how some things sound like they would be adorable, but are just mildly cute?
This isn’t one of them.
You know how some things sound like they would be adorable, but are just mildly cute?
This isn’t one of them.
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this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
May 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
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So, now the poll:
Sit down (or lie down; you do you) and try this out.
Q1: Can you do this thing (eg arm goes clockwise while leg goes counterclockwise)?
Q2: Are you now, or were you as a child, involved in making music?
Sit down (or lie down; you do you) and try this out.
Q1: Can you do this thing (eg arm goes clockwise while leg goes counterclockwise)?
Q2: Are you now, or were you as a child, involved in making music?
May 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
So, now the poll:
Sit down (or lie down; you do you) and try this out.
Q1: Can you do this thing (eg arm goes clockwise while leg goes counterclockwise)?
Q2: Are you now, or were you as a child, involved in making music?
Sit down (or lie down; you do you) and try this out.
Q1: Can you do this thing (eg arm goes clockwise while leg goes counterclockwise)?
Q2: Are you now, or were you as a child, involved in making music?
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The importance of science and research
On Friday, my son stayed home from school because he had a sore throat and wasn’t feeling well. He went with my husband to his office for the morning while I handled our daughter. When he came back at lunch, he was not interested in eating, saying his throat hurt too much. 1/n
May 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The importance of science and research
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Willy Wonka's in-house counsel and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day (via @joepatrice.bsky.social) abovethelaw.com/2025/04/will...
Willy Wonka's In-House Counsel Is The Best Lawyer Parody You'll Watch Today - Above the Law
This is fantastic.
abovethelaw.com
April 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Willy Wonka's in-house counsel and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day (via @joepatrice.bsky.social) abovethelaw.com/2025/04/will...
I’m gluten-free and I’m honestly more concerned that someone thought “have the chatbot make a recipe gluten-free” was a good idea for a prompt that would produce anything other than plausible sounding word vomit…
love this ad for microsoft copilot featuring the most abhorrent looking AI image of a cheeseburger imaginable
![u/microsoft365 Promoted
You shouldn't stress over last-minute edit requests. Analyze content quickly and securely with help from Microsoft 365 Copilot Chat.
[pictured is a repulsive AI generated burger]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:awzzrtrcrvpnxi3ph2sbhxwv/bafkreibu2jcxhf7kde7wb2ix3haz5oog2tsgpviy7zrnqgpvuqoyvj5lkm@jpeg)
April 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’m gluten-free and I’m honestly more concerned that someone thought “have the chatbot make a recipe gluten-free” was a good idea for a prompt that would produce anything other than plausible sounding word vomit…
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The AI image of Pikachu has gone nearly as viral as the real video of the person in a Pikachu costume, and shows how people looking to take advantage of any widely covered news event are creating AI imagery in near real time with the event itself. www.404media.co/pikachu-spot...
Pikachu Spotted Fleeing Police Crackdowns During Turkey Protests
As a real video of someone in a Pikachu suit at a protest goes viral, an AI-generated “photo” is fooling a lot of people.
www.404media.co
March 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The AI image of Pikachu has gone nearly as viral as the real video of the person in a Pikachu costume, and shows how people looking to take advantage of any widely covered news event are creating AI imagery in near real time with the event itself. www.404media.co/pikachu-spot...
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PLEASE LOOK AT THESE OWLS AND FEEL BETTER
Exclusive bird photo, for your nervous system.
March 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
PLEASE LOOK AT THESE OWLS AND FEEL BETTER
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Forbidden Candy Corn:
I've always been fascinated by Earth's interior and how scientists have described their textures. I decided to make my own slice while at @newsela.bsky.social. #geology, #earth, #platetectonics
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March 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Forbidden Candy Corn:
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A few years ago, I was analyzing data from a simulation I ran, so I named the program ‘anal.mat’.
That name was promptly changed a few seconds later.
That name was promptly changed a few seconds later.
March 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
A few years ago, I was analyzing data from a simulation I ran, so I named the program ‘anal.mat’.
That name was promptly changed a few seconds later.
That name was promptly changed a few seconds later.
You are tied to a gurney. You can’t see anything but the bright light overhead. You hear a voice say, “Do not worry Doctor. We have ways of making you… cooperate.”
You faintly hear a doorbell, a door open, and, “Hiiii, I saw this place on Zillow and was wondering if I could get a tour?”
You faintly hear a doorbell, a door open, and, “Hiiii, I saw this place on Zillow and was wondering if I could get a tour?”
March 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You are tied to a gurney. You can’t see anything but the bright light overhead. You hear a voice say, “Do not worry Doctor. We have ways of making you… cooperate.”
You faintly hear a doorbell, a door open, and, “Hiiii, I saw this place on Zillow and was wondering if I could get a tour?”
You faintly hear a doorbell, a door open, and, “Hiiii, I saw this place on Zillow and was wondering if I could get a tour?”
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In fairness, have you ever seen a wind turbine stalk its prey? They're really bad at it.
Cats kill 10,000 times as many birds as wind turbines do.
March 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
In fairness, have you ever seen a wind turbine stalk its prey? They're really bad at it.
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You: They did the math.
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
February 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
You: They did the math.
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ
You: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
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Before you look at this and think AI, consider that maybe the person who made it is just really bad at using the clone stamp tool.
February 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Before you look at this and think AI, consider that maybe the person who made it is just really bad at using the clone stamp tool.
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While I work on this year's valentine, here's last year's.
February 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
While I work on this year's valentine, here's last year's.
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#hourlycomicsday Yea this is gonna be a scuffed one, folks
February 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
#hourlycomicsday Yea this is gonna be a scuffed one, folks
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The chatbot deemed the word 'virgin' inappropriate. The incident has underlined the pitfalls of rolling out external artificial intelligence tools www.ft.com/content/670f...
January 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The chatbot deemed the word 'virgin' inappropriate. The incident has underlined the pitfalls of rolling out external artificial intelligence tools www.ft.com/content/670f...
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I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad
January 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad
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A small army of three Bald Eagles from a larger convocation currently at a local spot.
#Birds #photography
#BaldEagle #HaliaeetusLeucocephalus
#Birds #photography
#BaldEagle #HaliaeetusLeucocephalus
January 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
A small army of three Bald Eagles from a larger convocation currently at a local spot.
#Birds #photography
#BaldEagle #HaliaeetusLeucocephalus
#Birds #photography
#BaldEagle #HaliaeetusLeucocephalus
Okay, this is actually my girlfriend and I sometimes…
You said you were too busy to play with me but you’re literally just eating candy and reading wikipedia articles about mummies
January 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Okay, this is actually my girlfriend and I sometimes…