Will
@willypuffin.bsky.social
Probably drinking a cup of tea as you read this
Do you think they know what spendthrift means?
The idea that the public sector is inefficient and wasteful, while the private sector is tight and spendthrift, is complete and utter bollocks. This nonsense notion has been ruination of the UK for the past 40 years.
October 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Do you think they know what spendthrift means?
For anyone worried about their GCSE/A-level results, I got straight As and have spectacularly failed to achieve anything notable! Never give up on your dreams!
August 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
For anyone worried about their GCSE/A-level results, I got straight As and have spectacularly failed to achieve anything notable! Never give up on your dreams!
POV: you're getting targeted adverts not just for Wiltshire Farm Foods, but specifically for the softer pureed meals.
June 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
POV: you're getting targeted adverts not just for Wiltshire Farm Foods, but specifically for the softer pureed meals.
Gay culture is seeing a tweet that says “he ghosted me so I cursed his name under a blood moon and now he works at Greggs” and going “she’s mother for that”
June 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Gay culture is seeing a tweet that says “he ghosted me so I cursed his name under a blood moon and now he works at Greggs” and going “she’s mother for that”
Hey Siri give me tips for tolerating your parents as an adult without killing them
June 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hey Siri give me tips for tolerating your parents as an adult without killing them
Most of this is nonsense, and the terms are either different, outdated or not Americanisms.
Cupcakes. Movies. Vacations. Younger brits are using more americanisms
June 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Most of this is nonsense, and the terms are either different, outdated or not Americanisms.
It's Too Darn Hot™ today, but it is having the side effect of making the goldfinches who live in the trees outside my window to into overdrive, which is absolutely delightful.
June 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It's Too Darn Hot™ today, but it is having the side effect of making the goldfinches who live in the trees outside my window to into overdrive, which is absolutely delightful.
My husband has just asked me what ratio of eggs to yolks to use when making carbonara.
I replied "EGGeggegg".
And somehow, reader, he knew exactly what I meant.
@uk-tank-markings.co.uk
I replied "EGGeggegg".
And somehow, reader, he knew exactly what I meant.
@uk-tank-markings.co.uk
June 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My husband has just asked me what ratio of eggs to yolks to use when making carbonara.
I replied "EGGeggegg".
And somehow, reader, he knew exactly what I meant.
@uk-tank-markings.co.uk
I replied "EGGeggegg".
And somehow, reader, he knew exactly what I meant.
@uk-tank-markings.co.uk
Not the very same gays who were spaffing themselves over watching Eurovision now finding it disgusting that Israel are continuing to kill children
The lack of self-awareness is honestly quite remarkable
The lack of self-awareness is honestly quite remarkable
May 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Not the very same gays who were spaffing themselves over watching Eurovision now finding it disgusting that Israel are continuing to kill children
The lack of self-awareness is honestly quite remarkable
The lack of self-awareness is honestly quite remarkable
Reposted by Will
In 1996, professional lechery spokesman Peter Stringfellow turned down a lucrative contract to become the public face of Cheestrings as they launched in the UK and Ireland, citing "moral incompatibility".
May 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
In 1996, professional lechery spokesman Peter Stringfellow turned down a lucrative contract to become the public face of Cheestrings as they launched in the UK and Ireland, citing "moral incompatibility".
I got light blue 🩵
Comment 🕊️ to get a colour!
Comment 🕊️ to get a colour!
January 23, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I got light blue 🩵
Comment 🕊️ to get a colour!
Comment 🕊️ to get a colour!
I really wish I had the kind of depression that makes you not eat rather than the kind that makes you eat everything that isn't nailed down
January 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I really wish I had the kind of depression that makes you not eat rather than the kind that makes you eat everything that isn't nailed down
Quizmas day 2!
Have fun. Will post the answers for yesterday's underneath it.
Feel free to share.
Have fun. Will post the answers for yesterday's underneath it.
Feel free to share.
December 19, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Quizmas day 2!
Have fun. Will post the answers for yesterday's underneath it.
Feel free to share.
Have fun. Will post the answers for yesterday's underneath it.
Feel free to share.
Between now and Christmas I'll be doing a quiz round each day. May be Christmas themed, may not. No Googling (or Google if you want, but it kind of defeats the point). DM me for answers or to let me know how you did!
December 18, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Between now and Christmas I'll be doing a quiz round each day. May be Christmas themed, may not. No Googling (or Google if you want, but it kind of defeats the point). DM me for answers or to let me know how you did!
Happy Saturday. Here's another connections grid for you to have a go at:
connectionsplus.io/game/l4wofX
connectionsplus.io/game/l4wofX
connectionsplus.io
December 7, 2024 at 11:43 AM
Happy Saturday. Here's another connections grid for you to have a go at:
connectionsplus.io/game/l4wofX
connectionsplus.io/game/l4wofX
Nicked from the Other Place, rename your favourite film as a clickbait YouTube video title. Everyone has to guess what film it is. I'll go first:
This shy girl AMAZED people after she found THIS in her bathroom (RIP Princess Di)
This shy girl AMAZED people after she found THIS in her bathroom (RIP Princess Di)
December 6, 2024 at 9:07 AM
Nicked from the Other Place, rename your favourite film as a clickbait YouTube video title. Everyone has to guess what film it is. I'll go first:
This shy girl AMAZED people after she found THIS in her bathroom (RIP Princess Di)
This shy girl AMAZED people after she found THIS in her bathroom (RIP Princess Di)
Gone and booked another cottage haven't we. This one is in the middle of nowhere in the Lakes and has a hot tub overlooking a river. Bliss
December 5, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Gone and booked another cottage haven't we. This one is in the middle of nowhere in the Lakes and has a hot tub overlooking a river. Bliss
If you need a sentence that sums up me as a person, look no further.
I've just burnt my hand while trying to remove a crumble from the oven because I'd forgotten that when you bake, the oven gets hot as well as the dish you're baking in. But I got distracted from running cold water on the burn...
I've just burnt my hand while trying to remove a crumble from the oven because I'd forgotten that when you bake, the oven gets hot as well as the dish you're baking in. But I got distracted from running cold water on the burn...
December 3, 2024 at 7:25 PM
If you need a sentence that sums up me as a person, look no further.
I've just burnt my hand while trying to remove a crumble from the oven because I'd forgotten that when you bake, the oven gets hot as well as the dish you're baking in. But I got distracted from running cold water on the burn...
I've just burnt my hand while trying to remove a crumble from the oven because I'd forgotten that when you bake, the oven gets hot as well as the dish you're baking in. But I got distracted from running cold water on the burn...
Decorations going up at Waham Towers. This means Christmas music, and my annual reminder how much of it is just absolute shite.
However, tradition compels me, so I have to put up with Darlene Love perforating my eardrums.
However, tradition compels me, so I have to put up with Darlene Love perforating my eardrums.
December 3, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Decorations going up at Waham Towers. This means Christmas music, and my annual reminder how much of it is just absolute shite.
However, tradition compels me, so I have to put up with Darlene Love perforating my eardrums.
However, tradition compels me, so I have to put up with Darlene Love perforating my eardrums.
I've been back at work about ten hours
a penguin is standing in front of a stove and a kettle
ALT: a penguin is standing in front of a stove and a kettle
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I've been back at work about ten hours
Some would say _too_ enthusiastic
Anyway, can recommend:
Worcester Toys and Games - excellent little shop full of board games, Lego, and model kits
Sugar Daddies - queer-friendly coffee shop with regular events and decent food menu
The Dice Box - boardgame cafe with huge selection and very enthusiastic staff
Worcester Toys and Games - excellent little shop full of board games, Lego, and model kits
Sugar Daddies - queer-friendly coffee shop with regular events and decent food menu
The Dice Box - boardgame cafe with huge selection and very enthusiastic staff
Been in Worcester all day with the husband, as a little treat.
Escape Room - smashed it
Bit of cake - smashed it
Boardgame and Lego shopping - smashed it
Boardgames in gaming cafe - smashed it
Train home - oh my god why is so full of the absolute worst that humanity has to offer
Escape Room - smashed it
Bit of cake - smashed it
Boardgame and Lego shopping - smashed it
Boardgames in gaming cafe - smashed it
Train home - oh my god why is so full of the absolute worst that humanity has to offer
November 30, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Some would say _too_ enthusiastic