Will Wiles
@willwiles.bsky.social
"The Anechoic Chamber & other weird tales" (Salt) is out now! Author of several novels, most recently "The Last Blade Priest" (Angry Robot), which won best novel at the 2023 Kitschies. Its sequel, "The Dead Man's Empire", coming 2026. He/him
Sure, there's a little gap in the steel door of the Jar Vault. But it's, like, barely 2 inches across! Nothing could squeeze through that
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Sure, there's a little gap in the steel door of the Jar Vault. But it's, like, barely 2 inches across! Nothing could squeeze through that
Haha, whatever can it mean?
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Haha, whatever can it mean?
You can have a Wikipedia article or you can have mystique, I know which I prefer
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 AM
You can have a Wikipedia article or you can have mystique, I know which I prefer
It could be twit-twooo
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It could be twit-twooo
Pretty much the first thing I said in reply was "have you heard of The Castle of Otranto"!
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Pretty much the first thing I said in reply was "have you heard of The Castle of Otranto"!
Although "The Willows" gets a bit soggy
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Although "The Willows" gets a bit soggy
Oh, lovely, I will enjoy this later
November 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Oh, lovely, I will enjoy this later
That's how it's done
an elderly woman wearing a floral jacket and a necklace is making a funny face .
Alt: Mary Berry saluting with a fork
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
That's how it's done
Is this a new edition? I don't think I've seen that before. I recently read "The Willows", thought I might try some more Blackwood.
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Is this a new edition? I don't think I've seen that before. I recently read "The Willows", thought I might try some more Blackwood.
FFS are we still doing this
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
FFS are we still doing this
Yes, it's a minefield! No need to be sorry.
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Yes, it's a minefield! No need to be sorry.
I was mostly trying to tee up a joke! It's a horrid idea in reality. How are you going to clean that thing
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I was mostly trying to tee up a joke! It's a horrid idea in reality. How are you going to clean that thing
Oof, phwoargh, cor, oo-er, not 'alf, etcetera
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Oof, phwoargh, cor, oo-er, not 'alf, etcetera