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willowistari.bsky.social
🫂 Willow 🌈
@willowistari.bsky.social
Asexual library worker/cryptid, butterfly farmer. 30 or 40 years old and I don't need this. Pro LGBTQ+ and pro trans. The most important thing to know about me is that my favorite pokemon is jolteon.
topic brought up by a discord chat but more adult novel books (I mean books for grown ups in general, but sure smut too) need to have art and illustrations. plenty of images, that slaps. my illustrated version of the hobbit? *clenches fist* so good. not just kids enjoy pictures you know
December 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Me: I got the cutest bunny pajama pants from five below. they probably won't last long but they're so cute and comfy
Me: *finds a hole in the crotch the very first time I wear them*
Me: SERIOUSLY
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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♥️
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I survived work! one of the kids told me I talked like her grandpa though lol
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
gotta get up early to go to the dentist for my permanent crown and to replace two old fillings, then I have to go to work and host a crafting class with middle school kids while half my face is numb. god help me
a cartoon character is sitting in the back seat of a vehicle
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting in the back seat of a vehicle
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December 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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maybe it'd be a wonderful, terrible thing.
December 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I want a huge mug of peppermint hot chocolate but I CAN'T because I have GASTRITIS >:[
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Mothman thing I gotta revisit
December 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
aw yeah troll 2 is out, I know what I'm doing tonight
December 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Things my dad has actually done in real life:

Stuck a fork in a plugged in toaster

No I'm not kidding
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
look my dudes, if we're running with the idea that wanting to fuck Frankenstein's monster is a mind blowing idea, you gotta stop making him handsome
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Been looking for these guys for a couple months now hell yeah
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I love that meme where you introduce yourself by listing some animals you've seen in the wild but sadly mine would just be like. house sparrow. rabbit. toad. another rabbit. squirrel. a third rabbit
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Me: dude this song slaps, I need to find out what it is
Google: this is AI music
Me: fml it's gotten to music now. you g*ddamn mother f*cking son of a b*tch b*astard c*ock and cl*t sucking moldy peanuts
a cartoon of a woman holding a child with the words " i will see you in hell " on the bottom
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November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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some dragons 🐉
December 28, 2024 at 5:28 PM
watching Haunted Hotel and I think Esther is the best cartoon character ever
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
goddammit my crown broke straight in half and I can't do jack shit about it till friday
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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A friend's oc is like an oc-in-law to me
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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doing friendships in a way that we have polyamory allegations
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Patron: I bet you love getting to work with books so much
Me, Cleaning Up Pee: yeah
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Doing some work research on Dewey and whoever edited the Wikipedia article on antisemitism to read "whether antisemitism is a form of racism depends on the school of thought" needs to be dragged out into the street and shot
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Forget-Me-Not Leshy
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM