Will Moore
@willmoore.bsky.social
Minnesota Radio Guy. Obscurity Appreciator.
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[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
[soul calibur announcer voice] everybody knows you're high, and they're mad at you
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enough of this bastard. no more.
December 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
enough of this bastard. no more.
Right now there's a whole contingency of young people on tiktok convinced that being attracted to anyone is embarrassing, having a crush is a personal moral failing, and trusting your own feelings on liking someone is a fatal error. It's like convergent evolution of puritan values outside the church
limerence is a fake word devised in an sorry attempt to wipe embarrassment off the face of love.
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Right now there's a whole contingency of young people on tiktok convinced that being attracted to anyone is embarrassing, having a crush is a personal moral failing, and trusting your own feelings on liking someone is a fatal error. It's like convergent evolution of puritan values outside the church
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Every trucking company has one of these logos
October 3, 2023 at 6:17 PM
Every trucking company has one of these logos
Getting worried these Goggins Grinch commercials are going to be popular enough to spawn a full reboot film. A Space Jam situation for the 2020s.
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Getting worried these Goggins Grinch commercials are going to be popular enough to spawn a full reboot film. A Space Jam situation for the 2020s.
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David Penfound, 1990’s
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
David Penfound, 1990’s
The Macy's day parade is a surreal look into whole ecosystems of celebrity you never ever interact with. Who are any of these people? How did they get this gig? Are they even real? I'm half convinced they're just making up names on the spot. These are original characters in the Macy's universe.
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The Macy's day parade is a surreal look into whole ecosystems of celebrity you never ever interact with. Who are any of these people? How did they get this gig? Are they even real? I'm half convinced they're just making up names on the spot. These are original characters in the Macy's universe.
Minneapolis National Anthem
hi i bet you need to hear Hüsker Dü performing the Mary Tyler Moore song live in 1985 today
Love Is All Around
YouTube video by Husker Du - Topic
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November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Minneapolis National Anthem
Tinder's option of setting family plans to "have children and don't want more" is objectively a smart move because Hinge forcing people to select both "have children" and "don't want children" is always hilariously awkward makes it sound like every parent is deeply resentful of their own kids.
November 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Tinder's option of setting family plans to "have children and don't want more" is objectively a smart move because Hinge forcing people to select both "have children" and "don't want children" is always hilariously awkward makes it sound like every parent is deeply resentful of their own kids.
Jaxson Dart, Drake Maye, Bo Nix, and Jordan Love all sound like names from some highly toyetic 80s cartoon about cops with superpowers that turn into robots
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Jaxson Dart, Drake Maye, Bo Nix, and Jordan Love all sound like names from some highly toyetic 80s cartoon about cops with superpowers that turn into robots
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I hope the many disastrous economic crises looming on the horizon all happen at once and this happens
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I hope the many disastrous economic crises looming on the horizon all happen at once and this happens
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
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gaming magazines used to be so true........
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
gaming magazines used to be so true........
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I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants
May 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants
Was replaying Y version in prep for ZA, but fell off once I got to Lysandre's lab and didn't finish in time before it came out. Now I'm right at that point in ZA, so I'm going back to finish it in Y before I continue. Very good idea. I think I just invented Machete Order Pokemon
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Was replaying Y version in prep for ZA, but fell off once I got to Lysandre's lab and didn't finish in time before it came out. Now I'm right at that point in ZA, so I'm going back to finish it in Y before I continue. Very good idea. I think I just invented Machete Order Pokemon
Dear Team Cherry please come out with easy breezy baby mode difficulty for Silksong so I can just chill with my bug buddies in peace
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Dear Team Cherry please come out with easy breezy baby mode difficulty for Silksong so I can just chill with my bug buddies in peace
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they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku
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I do, of course, have a paragraph from "Why We Fear AI" for this
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I do, of course, have a paragraph from "Why We Fear AI" for this
Toy Story 5 should be about a new blind box toy that Bonnie buys an enormous number of, creating an army of baddies for the gang to fight against through a cautionary tale about gambling.
toy story 5 should have been about the gang finding a new woody not ipads and woody suddenly being back for some reason
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Toy Story 5 should be about a new blind box toy that Bonnie buys an enormous number of, creating an army of baddies for the gang to fight against through a cautionary tale about gambling.
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Me: [drinks straight from OJ carton]
Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Me: [drinks straight from OJ carton]
Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
Troy Aikman, appearing from behind the fridge door: That’s why he struggles, Joe, and it’s not getting better
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Lots of people asking for stuff to check out before we barrel into GOTY season, if you haven't already played Ooo, get on it before all the cool people you follow start shouting about it. Even if you're allergic to puzzle games, this is gold!
store.steampowered.com/app/2721890/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2721890/...
Öoo on Steam
A Bomb Caterpillar's Big Adventure! "Öoo" is a charming yet mysterious exploration puzzle platformer where you discover creative ways to use bombs!
store.steampowered.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Lots of people asking for stuff to check out before we barrel into GOTY season, if you haven't already played Ooo, get on it before all the cool people you follow start shouting about it. Even if you're allergic to puzzle games, this is gold!
store.steampowered.com/app/2721890/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2721890/...
Fucked up that people start Christmas season on November 1 but don't have Halloween season last until Thanksgiving
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Fucked up that people start Christmas season on November 1 but don't have Halloween season last until Thanksgiving
I've seen around 100 posts about Mamdani start with "not trying to lib out here but...."
PLEASE do not let a handful of snarky anonymous online killjoys police your celebration. You do not know them and they will never be satisfied with anything.
Go fuckin nuts!!!! This is a big fuckin deal!!!!!
PLEASE do not let a handful of snarky anonymous online killjoys police your celebration. You do not know them and they will never be satisfied with anything.
Go fuckin nuts!!!! This is a big fuckin deal!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I've seen around 100 posts about Mamdani start with "not trying to lib out here but...."
PLEASE do not let a handful of snarky anonymous online killjoys police your celebration. You do not know them and they will never be satisfied with anything.
Go fuckin nuts!!!! This is a big fuckin deal!!!!!
PLEASE do not let a handful of snarky anonymous online killjoys police your celebration. You do not know them and they will never be satisfied with anything.
Go fuckin nuts!!!! This is a big fuckin deal!!!!!
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we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients
I'm so sure this is a test run for cloning himself someday. You know he'd be into that.
Tom Brady revealed that his new dog, Junie, is a clone of his family’s previous dog, Lua, in an interview with People Magazine on Tuesday 🐾
Brady is an investor in biotech company Colossal, which created the clone shortly after Lua’s death.
http://dlvr.it/TP4Z6q
Brady is an investor in biotech company Colossal, which created the clone shortly after Lua’s death.
http://dlvr.it/TP4Z6q
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm so sure this is a test run for cloning himself someday. You know he'd be into that.