Will
@willlllk.bsky.social
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I like birds and flowers and stuff. Middle aged leftist dad.
I like birds and flowers and stuff. Middle aged leftist dad.
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(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice
August 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
(mf doom voice) he threw a sandwich cheese and salami, feds couldn't indict folded like origami, afraid of subway both the chain and the train, mayo salt and pepper shake your thang, grand jury shut em down twice, coca cola on the side no ice
It’s been so long since I’ve been here, could someone bully me a little to get me warmed back up? Bonus points if you use insane talking points to back it up
August 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It’s been so long since I’ve been here, could someone bully me a little to get me warmed back up? Bonus points if you use insane talking points to back it up
My kid found my bong hidden in my bathroom and asked what potions we are making
March 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My kid found my bong hidden in my bathroom and asked what potions we are making
There’s one crow in my neighborhood who always goes nuts when there’s a hawk nearby and warns all the other birds and I low-key think he’s like a bird superhero.
March 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
There’s one crow in my neighborhood who always goes nuts when there’s a hawk nearby and warns all the other birds and I low-key think he’s like a bird superhero.
Getting stoned on my back porch while I work is the reason I’ll never go back to the office.
March 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Getting stoned on my back porch while I work is the reason I’ll never go back to the office.
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
My baby just asked if he can get a PJ Masks tattoo. Hell yeah.
March 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My baby just asked if he can get a PJ Masks tattoo. Hell yeah.
When I’m angry the last thing you should do is tell me to stop being angry.
March 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
When I’m angry the last thing you should do is tell me to stop being angry.
First they came for the gamers, it was a sticky mess and everyone could smell it.
February 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
First they came for the gamers, it was a sticky mess and everyone could smell it.
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Fuck it. I hate to do this yes I have savings but I do not have enough to pay my full property taxes before the $270 penalty kicks in even if I liquidate everything so I humbly ask you not for the whole sum but just about half of it.
Goal is $400 before 03/31. #MutualAid
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February 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Fuck it. I hate to do this yes I have savings but I do not have enough to pay my full property taxes before the $270 penalty kicks in even if I liquidate everything so I humbly ask you not for the whole sum but just about half of it.
Goal is $400 before 03/31. #MutualAid
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Goal is $400 before 03/31. #MutualAid
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Good morning and GO BIRDS
February 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Good morning and GO BIRDS
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In this house we:
TAKE LEXAPRO
take our wellbutrin
DRINK ALMOST ENOUGH WATER SOME TIMES
like to be combfy
TAKE LEXAPRO
take our wellbutrin
DRINK ALMOST ENOUGH WATER SOME TIMES
like to be combfy
December 29, 2024 at 4:59 PM
In this house we:
TAKE LEXAPRO
take our wellbutrin
DRINK ALMOST ENOUGH WATER SOME TIMES
like to be combfy
TAKE LEXAPRO
take our wellbutrin
DRINK ALMOST ENOUGH WATER SOME TIMES
like to be combfy
Happy Time Theft Tuesday to you and yours.
December 24, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Happy Time Theft Tuesday to you and yours.
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this is your friendly reminder that goth cardinals exist and they’re metal as fuck
December 12, 2024 at 2:17 AM
this is your friendly reminder that goth cardinals exist and they’re metal as fuck
Gay Cardinal Christmas Sighted
Do. Need the animated gay Cardinals that whistle We Wish You a Merry Christmas?
No.
Am I buying the animated gay Cardinals that whistle We Wish You a Merry Christmas?
Yes!
No.
Am I buying the animated gay Cardinals that whistle We Wish You a Merry Christmas?
Yes!
December 15, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Gay Cardinal Christmas Sighted
Depression is so weird, I’m having an amazing weekend and I feel bad about that for some reason? It makes no sense.
December 15, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Depression is so weird, I’m having an amazing weekend and I feel bad about that for some reason? It makes no sense.
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The right side of the weight seems heavier these days.
December 12, 2024 at 6:00 PM
The right side of the weight seems heavier these days.
Thinking about how I have to fight UHC every year to continue the same medications I’ve been on for years. No reason.
December 4, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Thinking about how I have to fight UHC every year to continue the same medications I’ve been on for years. No reason.
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I still need any help I can get. Thank You 💛
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November 30, 2024 at 6:11 PM
I still need any help I can get. Thank You 💛
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