Think of all the thrilling airborne (inadvertent) pyrotechnics we'll be able to enjoy!

When I first started using Bluesky, you made up about 60% of my feed, so I reckon your choices single-handedly molded the user experience of most people here, assuming I am the median user.

I mean, it seems like I need one, yeah.

Hmm, but what about "disliking animals"? I guess there are valid reasons to at least be nervous around some animals, though I'd be concerned about anyone who just disliked hamsters out of hand, for instance.

This kind of thing is so bad that I just stayed at a hotel with no tub, just a regular shower with a simple knob, and after I turned it and had warm water cascading down, I stood there for a few seconds trying to figure out what I needed to do next, because I assumed there must be SOMETHING more.

To be fair, it also won't replace the jobs of people that someone at Microsoft thinks are geographers (GIS techs, at a guess).

It took a certain amount of power to point that out, on my part. Is that anything?

Oh, you did that before I did. Never mind.

Word.

That's why I always used inflatable neck donuts. Perfectly normal that way.

He's also got those eyes, you know? I can't do it, but...

I wondered if you were the last person I saw defend Krull on Bluesky, but after way too long spent searching I can say that, no, it was @bitterkarella.bsky.social. So now there's three of us that like that movie, anyway.

I saw that on opening night, too! On the way out of the theater, one of my friends loudly remarked that he'd never attended a horrible flop on opening night before, which made a lot of people waiting eagerly in line for the next showing kind of nervous.

Gotta say, that looks more like a perch than a chair.