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William Bruce West
@williambwest.bsky.social
I used to say that I'd forgotten more about pop culture than you'll ever know. Then I got old. Now I've forgotten everything.

Classically Trained Hater

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I'm guilty of this, as it's Week One, and we're adjusting to The New Normal. But I've got new rules for 2025. If you're just gonna politidunk or repost a stream of "Can you believe what they did NOW?" stuff, then we're not gonna work out. My Zoloft dose just ain't strong enough for you.
I'm more upset that nobody caught the misspelling of "Jimmie" Walker before it was put up onscreen.
I was holding it together until the disturbingly smooth rotoscoped animation of Fred Flintstone at the end...
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Apparently, today is my eBayversary. 26 years. I think that's the longest I've done, well, anything...
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Just watched a Buddhist monk using a leaf blower, and I think I need to go sit with that for a bit.
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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I threw a boomerang and it lopped off 900 heads as it flew around. It lopped off 1300 heads now. As long as I keep ducking when it comes back, it goes around in circles catching everyone by the neck and cleanly chopping off their heads with ease. 2400.
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I hear Fetterman fell on his face. Yeah, that tracks.
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Kids today will never know how there was an era when Ashton Kutcher or Jamie Kennedy could absolutely ruin your day with some bullshit.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Y'all just can't be using the Star Trek font all willy nilly!
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I love how a few years ago, there was a whole thing about "You know those bears you grew up reading? Yeah, well we just want you to know they weren't Jews. Uh-huh. Yeah, we know how their name sounds, but it was spelled differently. Just so ya know. Not Jews. We cool?"
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Due to the 2D nature of Futurama, I never realize Leela is a cyclops unless the story brings attention to it.
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Me after opening the bottle:
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
YES! I just sent said this to someone!
Thinking out loud: Shouldn't "The Devil Wears Prada 2" be called "The Devil Still Wears Prada"?
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Oh no! @hojukoolander.bsky.social please tell me you're surprising me for my birthday. PLEASE TELL ME!!!
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Yeah, yeah 90s Leah Remini was hot, but we never talk about how Debi Mazar was her evil variant. I would have paid that woman to hurt me.
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Jesus, this was a hate crime!
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Jon Stewart is on this episode of NewsRadio, and that's probably the last time I liked Jon Stewart.
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
2020 was the year corporations gave the fans too much power. Sure, fans made them change the look of Sonic, but they also ran Thundercats ROAR out of town without even giving it a chance.
November 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Y'all don't think about it because you live in these places, but there are grocery stores with some dumbass names. What's a "HyVee"? "King Soopers"?! And don't get me started on "Publix".
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Reposted by William Bruce West
Spell your name with tv shows:

J: Jeffersons, The
O: Odd Couple, The
D: Daily Show, The
Y: Young Ones, The
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
🤣🤣🤣
MacKenzie Scott Donates $80 Million To Reboot ‘Living Single’ https://theonion.com/mackenzie-scott-donates-80-million-to-reboot-living-single/
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I regret to announce that I didn't make the list, meaning I watched all that Destinos for nothing.
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"But Honey! It's my BOSS! We gotta use the GOOD plates!"
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I love this packaging.
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Cybertruck just drove through my neighborhood. Guess it's time to round up The Boys...

*opens group chat labeled "The Boys"*
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM