Will Goss
@williambgoss.bsky.social
The life of the party, if anyone asks. Personal account.
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oreoboros
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
Remembered how there was a released VFX breakdown for a sequel to THE HOST that never actually came together. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fed...
The Host 2 Featurette (2013) - Korean Monster Movie HD
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November 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Remembered how there was a released VFX breakdown for a sequel to THE HOST that never actually came together. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fed...
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
I could see myself buying real estate from this guy.
November 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I could see myself buying real estate from this guy.
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Mom after seeing a Predator: Badlands commercial: “How old is Predator now? He’s been making movies forever.”
Me: “You know it hasn’t been the same Predator this whole time, right? There have been many Predators.”
Mom: “Oh, I never really watched them. I thought it was always the same guy.”
Me: “You know it hasn’t been the same Predator this whole time, right? There have been many Predators.”
Mom: “Oh, I never really watched them. I thought it was always the same guy.”
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Mom after seeing a Predator: Badlands commercial: “How old is Predator now? He’s been making movies forever.”
Me: “You know it hasn’t been the same Predator this whole time, right? There have been many Predators.”
Mom: “Oh, I never really watched them. I thought it was always the same guy.”
Me: “You know it hasn’t been the same Predator this whole time, right? There have been many Predators.”
Mom: “Oh, I never really watched them. I thought it was always the same guy.”
Kind of stunned this wasn't a @dcpierson.bsky.social joke. You slippin', man.
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Kind of stunned this wasn't a @dcpierson.bsky.social joke. You slippin', man.
Definitely enjoyed the routinely resourceful characters and proudly pulpy trappings of PREDATOR: BADLANDS. More big-budget B-movie fare, please and thank you.
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Definitely enjoyed the routinely resourceful characters and proudly pulpy trappings of PREDATOR: BADLANDS. More big-budget B-movie fare, please and thank you.
If going from HOT FROSTY to this isn't range, I don't know what is. Yes, please and thank you.
I wrote a movie. a movie that isn’t a Christmas romance. a bonkers martial arts action movie.
beyond grateful that this passion project is getting made by an absolute dream team. I get to watch *Iko Uwais* do fights I wrote. I’m a very lucky guy. variety.com/2025/film/ne...
beyond grateful that this passion project is getting made by an absolute dream team. I get to watch *Iko Uwais* do fights I wrote. I’m a very lucky guy. variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Martial Arts Icon Iko Uwais to Star in Hospital Siege Thriller ‘MRI,’ With K5 Set to Launch Sales at AFM (EXCLUSIVE)
Martial arts icon Iko Uwais will headline hospital siege thriller 'MRI,' with Liam O’Donnell ('Alphas') set to direct.
variety.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
If going from HOT FROSTY to this isn't range, I don't know what is. Yes, please and thank you.
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
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New York, New York, the city so nice they beat Cuomo twice
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
New York, New York, the city so nice they beat Cuomo twice
A very good show(s) indeed.
Lined up for something called The First 3 Minutes of 17 Shows, because of course I am.
November 4, 2025 at 6:58 AM
A very good show(s) indeed.
Lined up for something called The First 3 Minutes of 17 Shows, because of course I am.
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Lined up for something called The First 3 Minutes of 17 Shows, because of course I am.
Yes please.
If anyone is interested in the sequel to COHERENCE, we finally landed on a story worthy of the mission. Unless the actors revolt, we will probably do it just like the first one, where they know their own character details, but don't know what the other actors are going to say or do. Like real life.
November 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Yes please.
YOU'RE WELCOME BASEBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
YOU'RE WELCOME BASEBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
oh shit I'm into baseball now blame @jonbois.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
oh shit I'm into baseball now blame @jonbois.bsky.social
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Here's what I'll say: I think I've seen better World Series, but I don't know if I've ever seen a World Series with so many things I'd never seen happen before.
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Here's what I'll say: I think I've seen better World Series, but I don't know if I've ever seen a World Series with so many things I'd never seen happen before.
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I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re Lars from Heavyweights tied to a tree while Kenan Thompson paints honey on your titties?
November 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re Lars from Heavyweights tied to a tree while Kenan Thompson paints honey on your titties?
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Somebody’s yard has a skull throne where kids can climb up and tell Satan what they want for Halloween.
I love you, Burbank.
I love you, Burbank.
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Somebody’s yard has a skull throne where kids can climb up and tell Satan what they want for Halloween.
I love you, Burbank.
I love you, Burbank.
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Fondly reminiscing about the year—think I was 11 or 12, on the cusp of considering myself too old for trick or treat—when I was too lazy to find a costume and instead put ~30 white tube socks on one foot so it looked like a cast and went on my mom’s crutches from a car accident. Got so much candy.
November 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Fondly reminiscing about the year—think I was 11 or 12, on the cusp of considering myself too old for trick or treat—when I was too lazy to find a costume and instead put ~30 white tube socks on one foot so it looked like a cast and went on my mom’s crutches from a car accident. Got so much candy.
Yeah, that's the stuff.
October 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Yeah, that's the stuff.
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The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince
October 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince
Rocking my last-minute Halloween costume. #missionaccomplished #ithoughtyousaidthekremlin
October 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Rocking my last-minute Halloween costume. #missionaccomplished #ithoughtyousaidthekremlin
[sigh] +25 comedy points...
October 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
[sigh] +25 comedy points...
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Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
October 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.