Will Watkins
@williamawatkins.bsky.social
I'm a simple man making his way through the galaxy.
The Pope is American!
…but so is the Antichrist… so I guess we’re even 🤷♂️
…but so is the Antichrist… so I guess we’re even 🤷♂️
May 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The Pope is American!
…but so is the Antichrist… so I guess we’re even 🤷♂️
…but so is the Antichrist… so I guess we’re even 🤷♂️
Between his new tariffs on the film industry and his nuking of our trade alliances, Trump seems to have forgotten the key strategy of “Bread and Circuses"
I guess we’re lucky in the sense that this dumbfuck is too incompetent to even do a fascist take over correctly
I guess we’re lucky in the sense that this dumbfuck is too incompetent to even do a fascist take over correctly
May 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Between his new tariffs on the film industry and his nuking of our trade alliances, Trump seems to have forgotten the key strategy of “Bread and Circuses"
I guess we’re lucky in the sense that this dumbfuck is too incompetent to even do a fascist take over correctly
I guess we’re lucky in the sense that this dumbfuck is too incompetent to even do a fascist take over correctly
Learning about the Trump Tariffs
April 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Learning about the Trump Tariffs
Right-wing grifters are in a tizzy because there’s a scene in Andor that addresses sexual assault and they claim there’s no place for it in Star Wars
⬇️This is the “Slave Leia” costume from Return of the Jedi⬇️
What kind of “slave” did you think she was?
You thought she was picking space cotton?
⬇️This is the “Slave Leia” costume from Return of the Jedi⬇️
What kind of “slave” did you think she was?
You thought she was picking space cotton?
April 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Right-wing grifters are in a tizzy because there’s a scene in Andor that addresses sexual assault and they claim there’s no place for it in Star Wars
⬇️This is the “Slave Leia” costume from Return of the Jedi⬇️
What kind of “slave” did you think she was?
You thought she was picking space cotton?
⬇️This is the “Slave Leia” costume from Return of the Jedi⬇️
What kind of “slave” did you think she was?
You thought she was picking space cotton?
The Iran–Contra affair:
April 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The Iran–Contra affair:
Trump: “I weigh 224 pounds”
April 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Trump: “I weigh 224 pounds”
Rand Paul: "The whole debate is so fundamentally backwards & upside down. It's based on a fallacy & the fallacy is this: that somehow in a trade, someone must lose. That somehow, when you trade with someone, someone is taking advantage of you."
April 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Rand Paul: "The whole debate is so fundamentally backwards & upside down. It's based on a fallacy & the fallacy is this: that somehow in a trade, someone must lose. That somehow, when you trade with someone, someone is taking advantage of you."
Trump defending his tariffs
April 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Trump defending his tariffs
Every interview with a Republican politician about the Trump tariffs looks like this
April 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Every interview with a Republican politician about the Trump tariffs looks like this
Christian Nationalists be like
March 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Christian Nationalists be like
Wow…
I finally saw that Pete Hegseth text…
It’s worse than I thought…
I finally saw that Pete Hegseth text…
It’s worse than I thought…
March 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Wow…
I finally saw that Pete Hegseth text…
It’s worse than I thought…
I finally saw that Pete Hegseth text…
It’s worse than I thought…
Bill Burr’s current press tour has better societal commentary than every political show of the past 15 years
March 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Bill Burr’s current press tour has better societal commentary than every political show of the past 15 years
Can’t I just enjoy vigilantism and ROYGBIV without getting stereotyped?
March 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Can’t I just enjoy vigilantism and ROYGBIV without getting stereotyped?
My favorite part of the Sam Seder Jubilee was when Nazi Barbie closed out the debate championing the same White Christian Nationalism that would oppress the earlier, deluded speakers
March 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
My favorite part of the Sam Seder Jubilee was when Nazi Barbie closed out the debate championing the same White Christian Nationalism that would oppress the earlier, deluded speakers
Damn these egg prices are making people desperate
March 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Damn these egg prices are making people desperate
MAGA: “Transgender Mice!”
Democrats: “It’s transGENIC Mice…” 🤦
Me:
Democrats: “It’s transGENIC Mice…” 🤦
Me:
March 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
MAGA: “Transgender Mice!”
Democrats: “It’s transGENIC Mice…” 🤦
Me:
Democrats: “It’s transGENIC Mice…” 🤦
Me:
Did Disney premier the new Daredevil series on Ash Wednesday as a marketing tactic?
He’s the most Catholic superhero plus everyone is walking around looking like they’re doing Bullseye cosplay
He’s the most Catholic superhero plus everyone is walking around looking like they’re doing Bullseye cosplay
March 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Did Disney premier the new Daredevil series on Ash Wednesday as a marketing tactic?
He’s the most Catholic superhero plus everyone is walking around looking like they’re doing Bullseye cosplay
He’s the most Catholic superhero plus everyone is walking around looking like they’re doing Bullseye cosplay
Todays top stories
February 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Todays top stories
Trump wants to erect a golden statue of himself in the Holy Land?
It used to be a joke that he was the “Antichrist” because he made his followers wear his mark on their foreheads but…
Goddam he’s really ticking off all the boxes, ain’t he?
It used to be a joke that he was the “Antichrist” because he made his followers wear his mark on their foreheads but…
Goddam he’s really ticking off all the boxes, ain’t he?
February 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Trump wants to erect a golden statue of himself in the Holy Land?
It used to be a joke that he was the “Antichrist” because he made his followers wear his mark on their foreheads but…
Goddam he’s really ticking off all the boxes, ain’t he?
It used to be a joke that he was the “Antichrist” because he made his followers wear his mark on their foreheads but…
Goddam he’s really ticking off all the boxes, ain’t he?
Loading my musket like
February 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Loading my musket like
Trump declaring himself King (even if done facetiously) is the most anti American thing he’s done.
America bows to no king.
We took up arms against a king.
MAGAs are traitors to the US.
America bows to no king.
We took up arms against a king.
MAGAs are traitors to the US.
February 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Trump declaring himself King (even if done facetiously) is the most anti American thing he’s done.
America bows to no king.
We took up arms against a king.
MAGAs are traitors to the US.
America bows to no king.
We took up arms against a king.
MAGAs are traitors to the US.
President Elon has Trump so pussy-whipped his kid/human shield is wiping boogers on the resolute desk and Donny won’t stop him
He’s supposed to stand up to our enemies yet he cowers in fear of a toddler?
He’s supposed to stand up to our enemies yet he cowers in fear of a toddler?
February 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
President Elon has Trump so pussy-whipped his kid/human shield is wiping boogers on the resolute desk and Donny won’t stop him
He’s supposed to stand up to our enemies yet he cowers in fear of a toddler?
He’s supposed to stand up to our enemies yet he cowers in fear of a toddler?