Will
@willbiby.bsky.social
He/him. Film, music, comedy. BLM. AIL. 🏳️🌈. Chicago.
I MUCH prefer an artificial one.
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I MUCH prefer an artificial one.
Oh no. This is a fake tree. Trimming is an old fashioned way of saying decorating.
November 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Oh no. This is a fake tree. Trimming is an old fashioned way of saying decorating.
I have a biobidet. I got it in 2019 and there are so many more options now. i highly recommend warm water and a seat warmer.
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I have a biobidet. I got it in 2019 and there are so many more options now. i highly recommend warm water and a seat warmer.
I'm so sorry to hear this. Thinking of you .
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I'm so sorry to hear this. Thinking of you .
Your penis deserves duplication!
Hmmm I feel like there's better dancing technology for 3d printing.
Hmmm I feel like there's better dancing technology for 3d printing.
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Your penis deserves duplication!
Hmmm I feel like there's better dancing technology for 3d printing.
Hmmm I feel like there's better dancing technology for 3d printing.
It's a weak imitation. The original is far superior.
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It's a weak imitation. The original is far superior.
I haven't had dinner, sooooo
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I haven't had dinner, sooooo
What a waste of an erection! (And the kit)
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
What a waste of an erection! (And the kit)
So, was it *really* a flop?
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
So, was it *really* a flop?
Serving Cun... égonde.
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Serving Cun... égonde.
I'm still shocked every year. Unreal.
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I'm still shocked every year. Unreal.
"Young Frankenstein" It has everything!
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"Young Frankenstein" It has everything!
I'll take cake instead of pie this year. 😜
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I'll take cake instead of pie this year. 😜
Of course. Looks like you could use a hand.
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Of course. Looks like you could use a hand.