Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe

jumping on here for the first time in 700 years just to say I got to see my wonderful friend @darrenconnell87.bsky.social smash the absolute fuck out the kings theatre in glasgow tonight and it was glorious and I love him and I love comedy and I love glasgow and occasionally life is pretty decent.

good people of bluesky, behold! it is almost a glove!
I've decided to start the other one and do both of the thumbs at the same time so that I can make sure they're both the same. bloody chuffed with myself.
#knitting

first time making gloves and I'm fucking thrilled with how it's going so far
#knitting

who left their family sized jar of pickles at the traffic lights

ok look no offence to anyone else I'm sure you're all doing a great job but this is definitely the best account on here

Bolognese are coming
Bolognese are coming

I have absolutely no use for these and almost certainly never will but I want them so bad

crying and screaming and shitting this is the greatest moment of my life

HOW THE FUCK AM I ONLY JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT MYSIMS RERELEASE ON SWITCH I AM GOING TO BE SICK

today I am remembering my friend Devon. he was funny, kind and brilliant. and far too fucking young.

#tdor

this is exactly how I want to go out

[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber

My word of the day (and personal recommendation) is ‘snerdling’ (18th century): nestling cosily beneath the covers and holding off the day a little longer.

Morning.

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not entirely sure what this is yet but it seems quite nice