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We had a rescue cat that came to us with severe dental problems. Half her teeth had to be extracted and it really did completely change her personality. We named her Bumble.
A white and orange cat wrapped in a beige blanket atop a throw pillow on a gray sofa. She looks very cozy.
December 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Honey claimed this chair the day we brought her home from the shelter. It's the most comfortable chair in our living room. It belongs to her now.
A honey colored hound of indeterminate breed sleeping on an armchair covered in a dingy white blanket. Her snout hangs off the edge of the seat and her ear is propped up on the arm of the chair. The picture of contentment.
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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She looks just like my Honey!
A honey colored hound of some sort laying in a club chair covered in a white blanket. Her chin is resting on the arm of the chair while gazes wistfully into the distay
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Actress Kate Flannery in her role as Meredith on The Office. She's wearing a black mini tube dress. The caption says "It's Casual Day!"
October 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Took it down
A screenshot that says "Sorry, this page is not available. The link you followed may be broken, or the page may have been removed. Go back to Instagram"
October 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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The notoriously bad bust of Lionel Messi
September 17, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Is it time to break out this bad boy?
September 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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A furkini played an important role in my middle school sexual awakening.
Barbara Bach is on the left looking at Ringo Starr on the right. Ringo is dressed in caveman style furs. Barbara is wearing what can only be described as a furkini
August 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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The cover of the children's book "Inside Outside Upside Down" by Stan and Jan Berenstain
July 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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For those too young to remember:
Mark Hamill and C-3PO on the Muppet Show in an episode of "Pigs in Space". Miss Piggy is dressed as Princess Leia complete with the iconic side-bun hairdo and leaning affectionately into Mark Hamill who is making a funny face. Link Hearthrob and C-3PO look on.
July 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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It gets them all in the end.
Emperor Palpatine when he was relatively young and still looked like I normal person Emperor Palpatine horribly disfigured the corroding influence of the Dark Side of the Force.
July 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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A two-panel Simpson's meme. The top panel shows a dejected Bart with the caption "Brexit is the stupidest thing any country has ever done." The panel show's Homer correcting him with a smile on his face. The caption says "The stupidest thing so far."
July 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Let's do this
June 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Bird Buddy grackles are my fave
A common grackle scowling into the camera embedded in a bird feeder.
June 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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The infamous McLovin fake ID from the movie Super Bad.
June 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I also have a very cute very naughty girl.
Yellow hound dog sitting on a patterned carpet. She is photographed from above and is staring up at you with big brown eyes full of hope. Do you have a treat for her? The ears are partially elevated but still floppy indicating that she doesn't really believe you do, but she thinks she might be able to will one into existence.
May 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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No no it auuuughhhh. Back of the throat.
A still from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The lighting is unfortunately dark, so the lit torch in the back of the scene is the most notable feature, but there are four characters in the frame staring at the camera as though trying to puzzle out a mysterious inscription written on a cave wall. Brother Maynard is in the center with and Arthur, Lancelot and Galahad gathered around.
May 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Oh yeah? What's so good about it?
A common grackle scowling at the camera in a Bird Buddy. I know birds have beaks, not lips, so they can't scowl, but this one is clearly scowling somehow.
May 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Post dog
A yellow hound dog mutt with floppy ears sitting like a good girl and staring intently at the camera with big soulful brown eyes. She might be trying to tell you it's time for dinner.
April 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Hard same
A selfie of a middle aged guy with reading glasses and a gray beard. He has a white and orange cat sitting demurely on his shoulder looking into the camera.
January 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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A courtroom artist sketch of Roberts right now

(image shamelessly stolen from Etsy. Give the artist some love here: www.etsy.com/listing/9224...)
A drawing of Tim Robinson wearing a hot dog costume. The words "We're all trying to find the guy who did this" are written above him.
January 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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But do you block birds who post Christmas pics in matching jammies?
Three people in matching red plaid pajamas standing in front of a scraggly Christmas tree. All three are wearing bird masks that cover their whole heads.
December 20, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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Sounds like you need a Bird Buddy!
A close up of a male tufted titmouse taken from a Bird Buddy bird feeder.
December 15, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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The louder the monkey, the smaller its balls...
Donald Trump in a blue blazer and striped tie. He appears to angrily shouting. His face is red.
December 8, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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It was a million to one shot, doc.
A close-up of the great Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza. His mouth is agape and his wide with shock as he falls onto Fusilli Jerry
November 5, 2024 at 7:17 PM