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All three options sound crazy to me …. 😂

#glastonbury25

Wild Glastonbury Theories @wildglastotheories.bsky.social · Mar 6

Or maybe they’ll be on opposite each other?

Or maybe Noah Khan will be on Pyramid after Rod Stewart?

Wild Glastonbury Theories @wildglastotheories.bsky.social · Mar 6

So are we going to have Noah Khan subbing Olivia Rodrigo on pyramid Sunday night?

Well that’s crazy!

#glastonbury #glastonbury25

March 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM

Wild Glastonbury Theories

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I feel like there’s so much in this line-up that the clashes wont have to be so horrific?
Or am i clutching at straws here?

#glastonbury25

March 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM

Wild Glastonbury Theories

@wildglastotheories.bsky.social

Or maybe they’ll be on opposite each other?

Or maybe Noah Khan will be on Pyramid after Rod Stewart?

Wild Glastonbury Theories @wildglastotheories.bsky.social · Mar 6

So are we going to have Noah Khan subbing Olivia Rodrigo on pyramid Sunday night?

Well that’s crazy!

#glastonbury #glastonbury25

March 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM

Wild Glastonbury Theories

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Also are we going to have to choose between The libertines - Wolf Alice - Olivia Rodrigo?

That will be a difficult choice..

#glastonbury #glastonbury25

March 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM

Wild Glastonbury Theories

@wildglastotheories.bsky.social

So are we going to have Noah Khan subbing Olivia Rodrigo on pyramid Sunday night?

Well that’s crazy!

#glastonbury #glastonbury25

March 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM

Wild Glastonbury Theories

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@glastonbury - you smashed it! Love this line up #glastonbury

Mark Savage @mrdiscopop.bsky.social · Mar 6

Glastonbury line-up just dropped (and no, it’s not the fake watermarked ome that did the rounds earlier this week).

Poster for the 2025 Glastonbury Festival, containing the following names.
FRIDAY
THE 1975
LOYLE CARNER
BIFFY CLYRO
ALANIS MORISSETTE
BUSTA RHYMES
MARIBOU STATE
GRACIE ABRAMS
FOUR TET
WET LEG
ANOHNI & THE JOHNSONS
BADBADNOTGOOD
BLOSSOMS
BURNING SPEAR
CMAT
DENZEL CURRY
EN VOGUE
ENGLISH TEACHER
FATBOY SLIM
FAYE WEBSTER
FLOATING POINTS
FRANZ FERDINAND
GLASS BEAMS
INHALER
LOLA YOUNG
MYLES SMITH
OSEES
PINKPANTHERESS
SELF ESTEEM
SUPERGRASS
VIEUX FARKA TOURÉ
WUNDERHORSE
SATURDAY
NEIL YOUNG AND THE CHROME HEARTS
CHARLI XCX
RAYE
DOECHII
DEFTONES
EZRA COLLECTIVE
JOHN FOGERTY
AMYL & THE SNIFFERS
AMAARAE
BEABADOOBEE
BETH GIBBONS
BOB VYLAN
BRANDI CARLILE
CARIBOU
FATHER JOHN MISTY
GARY NUMAN
GREENTEA PENG
JADE
JAPANESE BREAKFAST
KAISER CHIEFS
KNEECAP
LEFTFIELD
LUCY DACUS
NICK LOWE
NOVA TWINS
PA SALIEU
SCISSOR SISTERS
TOM ODELL
THE SCRIPT
TV ON THE RADIO
WEEZER
YUSSEF DAYES
SUNDAY
OLIVIA RODRIGO
ROD STEWART
THE PRODIGY
NOAH KAHAN
NILE RODGERS & CHIC
WOLF ALICE
JORJA SMITH
OVERMONO
THE LIBERTINES
AJ TRACEY
BLACK UHURU
CELESTE
CYMANDE
FUTURE ISLANDS
GIRL IN RED
GOAT
JOY CROOKES
KAE TEMPEST
KATY J PEARSON
PARCELS
PAWSA
ROYEL OTIS
SHABOOZEY
SNOW PATROL
SPRINTS
ST. VINCENT
THE BRIAN JONESTOWN MASSACRE
THE MACCABEES
THE SELECTER
TURNSTILE

March 6, 2025 at 8:07 AM

Wild Glastonbury Theories

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Are we headed for Glastonbury 2009 - part 2?

The amount of rumoured acts for 2025 that were also on the line up then is surely not a coincidence?
#glastonbury2025
#glastonbury2009

January 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM

Wild Glastonbury Theories

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Wild theory about Neil Young is that #Glastonbury, the BBC and himself have been negotiating for months! All about the amount of the set can be televised, whether or not it can go on iplayer etc. BUT… 1/6

January 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM

Wild Glastonbury Theories

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I know i’m late to the party on this (have been a bit distracted) but I am really excited for a Rod Stuart Legend slot! Cannot wait!
#Firstcutisthedeepest #glastonbury #glastonbury2025

Wake up maggie i think i got something to say to you…. @rodstewart0.bsky.social

January 3, 2025 at 10:31 AM