You ever been so blitzed you have to close one eye to read words?
August 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
You ever been so blitzed you have to close one eye to read words?
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Got my brushbug stickers up! If you want a pin, you should get these too in the set for a discount! #witchhatatelier
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July 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Got my brushbug stickers up! If you want a pin, you should get these too in the set for a discount! #witchhatatelier
www.etsy.com/listing/4340...
www.etsy.com/listing/4340...
I picked up pikmin bloom and sent the troops off to get me an apple. Little did I know they were stealing one from a church.
July 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I picked up pikmin bloom and sent the troops off to get me an apple. Little did I know they were stealing one from a church.
I tried to dad and lad hunt a mouse with our cat this morning. He has thousands of years of evolution making him the perfect killer, and me, well, I can move the vacuum out of the way
July 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I tried to dad and lad hunt a mouse with our cat this morning. He has thousands of years of evolution making him the perfect killer, and me, well, I can move the vacuum out of the way
If you haven’t played expedition 33 you owe it to yourself just for the soundtrack alone.
June 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If you haven’t played expedition 33 you owe it to yourself just for the soundtrack alone.
Disney princess but it’s me and I summon all the rats in the city to my yard after scream singing simple and clean in the shower
June 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Disney princess but it’s me and I summon all the rats in the city to my yard after scream singing simple and clean in the shower
Dog vision
-bowl of water Matt just freshly got for me: trash
-puddle full of god knows what: ambrosia
-bowl of water Matt just freshly got for me: trash
-puddle full of god knows what: ambrosia
June 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Dog vision
-bowl of water Matt just freshly got for me: trash
-puddle full of god knows what: ambrosia
-bowl of water Matt just freshly got for me: trash
-puddle full of god knows what: ambrosia
Webcam latency has allowed me to see my reflection blink.
June 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Webcam latency has allowed me to see my reflection blink.
The Robin’s nest was empty this morning. Our babies are all grown up and have left the nest.
I have decided to handle this poorly. I’ll be getting mom trashed on box wine and staring at my phone being truly upset that my children aren’t calling to check on me.
I have decided to handle this poorly. I’ll be getting mom trashed on box wine and staring at my phone being truly upset that my children aren’t calling to check on me.
June 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The Robin’s nest was empty this morning. Our babies are all grown up and have left the nest.
I have decided to handle this poorly. I’ll be getting mom trashed on box wine and staring at my phone being truly upset that my children aren’t calling to check on me.
I have decided to handle this poorly. I’ll be getting mom trashed on box wine and staring at my phone being truly upset that my children aren’t calling to check on me.
The musk trump realationshit is my new favorite way to describe how the dark side of the force always collapses inward on itself
June 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The musk trump realationshit is my new favorite way to describe how the dark side of the force always collapses inward on itself
Got a sweet Digivice for my birthday, went on a walk to try it out. Didn’t know that in order to win fights I had to stop and shake the thing with a righteous vigor while it flashes blue and red.
So anyway sorry random jogger who thought I was casting a spell.
So anyway sorry random jogger who thought I was casting a spell.
June 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Got a sweet Digivice for my birthday, went on a walk to try it out. Didn’t know that in order to win fights I had to stop and shake the thing with a righteous vigor while it flashes blue and red.
So anyway sorry random jogger who thought I was casting a spell.
So anyway sorry random jogger who thought I was casting a spell.
God damn. Had an awesome birthday. Made all the more special with Trump and Musk having a messy break up and melt down on twitter.
Happy pride month
Happy pride month
June 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
God damn. Had an awesome birthday. Made all the more special with Trump and Musk having a messy break up and melt down on twitter.
Happy pride month
Happy pride month
I don’t plan on getting Elden Ring nightreign. But seeing the adds play Bring me to life over boss fight footage does in fact bring me to life
May 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I don’t plan on getting Elden Ring nightreign. But seeing the adds play Bring me to life over boss fight footage does in fact bring me to life
I’m sad that my desire to not get a full slushee dumped down the back of my shirt is keeping me from seeing the Minecraft movie. I have never felt this level of weakness.
April 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I’m sad that my desire to not get a full slushee dumped down the back of my shirt is keeping me from seeing the Minecraft movie. I have never felt this level of weakness.
Dog at work: barks at me
Me: I’m gunna die someday you know that right?
Dog at work: looks down barks quieter
Me: I’m gunna die someday you know that right?
Dog at work: looks down barks quieter
April 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Dog at work: barks at me
Me: I’m gunna die someday you know that right?
Dog at work: looks down barks quieter
Me: I’m gunna die someday you know that right?
Dog at work: looks down barks quieter
After 16 years my favorite monster has returned maybe please god
March 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
After 16 years my favorite monster has returned maybe please god
If Disney made an Ewok VS Predator movie which team would you root for?
March 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If Disney made an Ewok VS Predator movie which team would you root for?
So would my organization XIII name be Xamtt or Wexttham?
March 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
So would my organization XIII name be Xamtt or Wexttham?
I blame Digimon for my love of ska
March 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I blame Digimon for my love of ska
Fun new game:
Wait for a friend to start a task. Yell “hard mode activated!” and start running at them
Wait for a friend to start a task. Yell “hard mode activated!” and start running at them
March 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Fun new game:
Wait for a friend to start a task. Yell “hard mode activated!” and start running at them
Wait for a friend to start a task. Yell “hard mode activated!” and start running at them
Took a swig from an Air Wick refill pod and now the lavender scent lives inside me.
Unrelated my stomach hurts.
Unrelated my stomach hurts.
March 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Took a swig from an Air Wick refill pod and now the lavender scent lives inside me.
Unrelated my stomach hurts.
Unrelated my stomach hurts.
The popcorn kernel that welded itself to the side of my tongue finally slid off. Imma ride this high for the next three days.
February 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The popcorn kernel that welded itself to the side of my tongue finally slid off. Imma ride this high for the next three days.
I think if my parents went with their original name for me I’d be way more of a Melvin than I am now
February 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I think if my parents went with their original name for me I’d be way more of a Melvin than I am now
My favorite part of the odyssey is when Odysseus gets home and dresses up as a beggar so the suitors don’t kill him
And then proves he didn’t have to do that by killing all 108 of them
And then proves he didn’t have to do that by killing all 108 of them
February 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My favorite part of the odyssey is when Odysseus gets home and dresses up as a beggar so the suitors don’t kill him
And then proves he didn’t have to do that by killing all 108 of them
And then proves he didn’t have to do that by killing all 108 of them
Did you know?
Walrus calves blow raspberries
Walrus calves blow raspberries
February 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Did you know?
Walrus calves blow raspberries
Walrus calves blow raspberries