Wide Guard
@wideguard.bsky.social
He/Him, 35, AuDHD. Bi/Pan, either is fine! Happily taken. This is an 🔞 account, mainly gonna be for following and reposting BBW/GTS/Vore/feedism stuff. Same name on Tumblr! DM’s are open if you wanna chat or anything. 😙
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Iconic dumptruck woman Klara pokemon
she's heard enough jokes do NOT make fun of her
she's heard enough jokes do NOT make fun of her
August 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Iconic dumptruck woman Klara pokemon
she's heard enough jokes do NOT make fun of her
she's heard enough jokes do NOT make fun of her
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How to talk to short people
August 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
How to talk to short people
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The interview process can really eat you alive if you're not prepared...
September 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The interview process can really eat you alive if you're not prepared...
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Fat girl fall I sure hope she does
October 3, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Fat girl fall I sure hope she does
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A couple doodles for my friend @lazah.bsky.social 's bday from a couple weeks ago
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
A couple doodles for my friend @lazah.bsky.social 's bday from a couple weeks ago
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Trade Offer: I receive having someone to listen to me yap about my latest fixations. You receive being smothered beneath my girth.
September 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Trade Offer: I receive having someone to listen to me yap about my latest fixations. You receive being smothered beneath my girth.
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MORE DONUTS!
August 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
MORE DONUTS!
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STAGES OF A RELATIONSHIP
July 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
STAGES OF A RELATIONSHIP
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This is the look of someone who knows exactly how hot it's gonna be when her leggings utterly shred apart after her next extreme binge
July 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This is the look of someone who knows exactly how hot it's gonna be when her leggings utterly shred apart after her next extreme binge
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Don't join an eating contest with Cred cus her fatass WILL win. Anyway where'd second place go, that fuckin nerd owes me money.
October 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Don't join an eating contest with Cred cus her fatass WILL win. Anyway where'd second place go, that fuckin nerd owes me money.
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Cozy Rosalina is taking a (definitive) break from sports ⚽
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Cozy Rosalina is taking a (definitive) break from sports ⚽
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November 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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"The guild says this is the new required uniform for healers in the dungeon, I'm not sure if it suits me, what do you think Marcille?"
(Anyway happy falin friday)
(Anyway happy falin friday)
March 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"The guild says this is the new required uniform for healers in the dungeon, I'm not sure if it suits me, what do you think Marcille?"
(Anyway happy falin friday)
(Anyway happy falin friday)
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Here’s my celebratory art repost to get this account started babey!!!!
October 19, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Here’s my celebratory art repost to get this account started babey!!!!
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Beached Cred Pg. 2 👙
Gotta clear some space for us to relax...definitely not just hungry!!!
Entire comic up on ClassyChicken's Patreon!
Gotta clear some space for us to relax...definitely not just hungry!!!
Entire comic up on ClassyChicken's Patreon!
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Beached Cred Pg. 2 👙
Gotta clear some space for us to relax...definitely not just hungry!!!
Entire comic up on ClassyChicken's Patreon!
Gotta clear some space for us to relax...definitely not just hungry!!!
Entire comic up on ClassyChicken's Patreon!
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Lasombra posting 🖤
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Lasombra posting 🖤
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>it’s good snuffbait miss
>i threaten it with violence
>it’s burger
>i threaten it with violence
>it’s burger
August 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
>it’s good snuffbait miss
>i threaten it with violence
>it’s burger
>i threaten it with violence
>it’s burger
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I like to think that the cranes would pay well, they're very courteous in their encounter.
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I like to think that the cranes would pay well, they're very courteous in their encounter.
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I might've spent the whole weekend doing nothing but stuffing my face 🙈 does it show?
October 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I might've spent the whole weekend doing nothing but stuffing my face 🙈 does it show?