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eggbug forever
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revisiting penny arcade. kinda surprised how well it still holds up
July 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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that fact that you would say that during toyotathon makes it even more egregious
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I'll be in NYC next week for MIX Fest! Homemade Gatorade will be screening as part of this shorts block and I'll be on a Q&A panel afterward

mixnyc.org
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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A few years ago I bought a gallon of Gatorade concentrate from McMaster and made a flame sealed ampoule with some of it. It still sits here on my desk.
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Severing my connection to orb, now cube is my scheming vizier
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
elf that could really go for a cigarette
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Joyce Carol Oates please post about how Musk has never known the joy of tackling a Grizzly Bear Cub
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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the horse head was hollow, also serving as the fuel tank
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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new
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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a friend described this as "working in the guy mines and narrowly survive a mine collapse that reveals a pure gleaming guy vein the size of your arm" and i describe it as being sideswiped on a dark highway by a car going 120 w/ no one in it and a bumper sticker that says "PUSSY AVOIDANT" on the back
censored again - "somewhere in time 2: somewhere harder"
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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FINALLY dude
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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You (a fool): The LLM is an all-knowing oracle, on its way to godlike intelligence

Me (dumber): The LLM is Indra’s Net, each fundamentally empty token a multifaceted jewel in whose surfaces the reflections of every other jewel arise in mutual interdependence

The LLM: You can eat that rock
August 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Wait my Twitter account has a banger lemme just repost it
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
it's real
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
November 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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havana syndrome? That's right buddy I got havana syndrome. Havana Good Time Online
Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Dems have spent my whole life trying to stop anyone with these politics and this message from getting anywhere because they knew what it would do for public morale and political engagement. Their job was to suppress both.
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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on cohost we called this "poster's delight"
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
IF YOU'RE IN LINE TO VOTE FOR ERIC ADAMS STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
aloof wife
November 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
it's four pm. do you know where the sun is?
November 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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