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Wiccan Wych
@wiccanwych.bsky.social

Fire-spinning blues monkey.
Sarcasm, hexes, charms.
Word wrangler and occasional medieval witch.
Awake to the injustices in society.
Daftness and dystopian politics, on fire. 🔥💫🔥
He sure do.

(not my usual thing, but he cuts through).

I love Ren.
May 15, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I hope so.
Some days... this helps. 👍
-perspective is everything.

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Ren - Hi Ren (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Ren
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May 15, 2025 at 10:41 AM
No. It's an essential tool of my position, like the hat.

It would be like asking Wulf for his hat, or you gifting access to your 'secret vault' (Yes, I have a crystal ball too).
May 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The broom is not for hire.
May 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Honestly, it's probably got more to do with my paraffin addiction. 🙃😂

Me:
May 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Climbing my own mountain, one step at a time. 👍
May 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Can't.
I'm housing a small family of badgers in my trumpaphone.

Besides, I'll probably end up watching it with Mum, which will require me to 'be sociable' and not stare at the phone.

In fact, I might suggest it to her now. 👍
*Brownie points*
May 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Just you wait till the bass drops.
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May 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
He's obviously in awe of your legendary dance moves, Sire.
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May 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I could make him look like a peasant if that makes it easier?

He would *technically* still be a panda though, on the inside.

I'm less sure where that sits ethically. The line gets a bit blurry over time.
May 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
On the contrary, he's 'lucky' Baz.
May 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Relax my fluffy feline friend.
Baz is not truly animal or mineral, he's just hexed.

It's a kind of debt repayment scheme. 😉
May 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I think they call it 'perks'.
It seems to be what forrin dignitaries call potatoes.

Standard international diplomatic procedures for negotiations.

It's hardly like some random Arab Prince has gifted him a whole boat!
May 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
We're talking about my familiar, Lucky Baz.
May 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
That's fine, but remind him if he's not back in 24hrs for his transformative spell top-up he's likely to start melting to a foul-smelling, and very unsociable, goo.
And I need the broom back.

He can party tonight, but he'd better set off in the morning, before he gets sticky. 👍
May 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It's a international technocratic threat, planned over decades.
And it's insidiously forced into every aspect of online life for one aim - the destruction of democratic politics.
And they're winning.

Everyone should see this (an admission).
It's a technocratic coup.
youtube.com/shorts/s-BQh...
Peter Thiel Doesn’t Want You to See This Clip
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
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May 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Even the smallest steps can conquer a mountain.

Celebrate them all.
#winning #MentalHealthMonth
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May 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
He said he wished he'd thought of it first.

Even Odin admitted he never saw it coming.

So I went to Thor, since he's in charge of Justice For The Underdog, but he said it was a low priority issue at the moment.

I guess we're stuck with it. 🤷‍♀️
May 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I've asked around, but none of the Gods are willing to claim any responsibility for senior management.

They all claim that's a human thing.
Sorry.

Arseholes be arseholes. 🤷‍♀️
May 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
He'd better outlaw English too then... and numbers... and... the rest.

youtu.be/a17duTUK6qw?...
Stewart Lee Coming Over Here!
YouTube video by Brexit Sham
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May 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I've got my own transport.

Lucky Baz will be with you shortly.
Don't pet him. Deliveries make him ... 'scratchy'.
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May 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM