Emily
@whylemon.bsky.social
He fell asleep like this 😆
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
He fell asleep like this 😆
I thought I heard James say Luigi was in the audience with a bunch of booze 😂
November 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I thought I heard James say Luigi was in the audience with a bunch of booze 😂
The Windows lock screen actually showed me something cute for once, so I clicked the “like what you see?” button and it said “log in to learn more!” Then after I logged in, Edge automatically opened on a Bing search for “turtle” 🙃
November 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The Windows lock screen actually showed me something cute for once, so I clicked the “like what you see?” button and it said “log in to learn more!” Then after I logged in, Edge automatically opened on a Bing search for “turtle” 🙃
“Look mama! I made your game!”
November 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“Look mama! I made your game!”
I went to the “selfies” section of the photo app trying to find a picture of a sweater I knit a couple months ago, and instead I got jumpscared by James showing off all his missing teeth
October 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I went to the “selfies” section of the photo app trying to find a picture of a sweater I knit a couple months ago, and instead I got jumpscared by James showing off all his missing teeth
oh, we're fucked if we end up in the back of that queue
October 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
oh, we're fucked if we end up in the back of that queue
sitting here watching my lights flicker every few minutes like 😬
October 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
sitting here watching my lights flicker every few minutes like 😬
also I am *not* playing that game any more since I beat all the levels and had to move on to designing these fucking chips
October 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
also I am *not* playing that game any more since I beat all the levels and had to move on to designing these fucking chips
James: I need help cutting out a lot of circles of brown paper
me: what are they for?
James: pizza crusts. I'm making that food game you're always playing
that food game I'm always playing:
me: what are they for?
James: pizza crusts. I'm making that food game you're always playing
that food game I'm always playing:
October 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
James: I need help cutting out a lot of circles of brown paper
me: what are they for?
James: pizza crusts. I'm making that food game you're always playing
that food game I'm always playing:
me: what are they for?
James: pizza crusts. I'm making that food game you're always playing
that food game I'm always playing:
James’s class pranked another class by making “creepy carrots” and covering the classroom door in them, but they were only up for a few days, and now I have this thing on my fridge
October 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
James’s class pranked another class by making “creepy carrots” and covering the classroom door in them, but they were only up for a few days, and now I have this thing on my fridge
James keeps making self-portraits that look like Golden Idol characters
October 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
James keeps making self-portraits that look like Golden Idol characters
I'm proud of the achievement, but I'm not proud of some of the things I did to get there
October 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I'm proud of the achievement, but I'm not proud of some of the things I did to get there
how rare of an achievement do you have to earn in a zachtronics game for it to count as a cry for help?
October 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
how rare of an achievement do you have to earn in a zachtronics game for it to count as a cry for help?
James caused such a scene getting his flu shot, they gave him an entire sheet of these stickers to get us out of there
October 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
James caused such a scene getting his flu shot, they gave him an entire sheet of these stickers to get us out of there
Now that James can read, it’s so much easier dragging him along on errands that involve waiting
October 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Now that James can read, it’s so much easier dragging him along on errands that involve waiting
I’ve actually got a different pad for that
October 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’ve actually got a different pad for that
I need to get rid of this one too, but I’m assuming the 1st graders aren’t big Austen fans
October 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I need to get rid of this one too, but I’m assuming the 1st graders aren’t big Austen fans
gonna make James’s teacher regret asking if anyone has spare scrapbooking paper to donate for an upcoming art project
October 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
gonna make James’s teacher regret asking if anyone has spare scrapbooking paper to donate for an upcoming art project
James watched his first subbed anime!!!
September 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
James watched his first subbed anime!!!
James just asked Ben “do you have time to play a tabletop game with me?” and presented her with a version of Super Robot Wars he made out of Lego pieces on a hand-drawn map
September 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
James just asked Ben “do you have time to play a tabletop game with me?” and presented her with a version of Super Robot Wars he made out of Lego pieces on a hand-drawn map
James: so this is Captain Kirby and his waddle dee crew (1st mate, 2nd mate, 3rd mate, and cook) being attacked by pirate awoofies, then here you can see all the waddle dees are dead and you have to figure out which ones they are. Now let me tell you how they died…
This kid is ready for Obra Dinn
This kid is ready for Obra Dinn
September 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
James: so this is Captain Kirby and his waddle dee crew (1st mate, 2nd mate, 3rd mate, and cook) being attacked by pirate awoofies, then here you can see all the waddle dees are dead and you have to figure out which ones they are. Now let me tell you how they died…
This kid is ready for Obra Dinn
This kid is ready for Obra Dinn
the staff is on it and had this library display + coloring pages ready to go at the start of the year
September 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
the staff is on it and had this library display + coloring pages ready to go at the start of the year
At James’s school today, they let me use the big paper cutter. It’s so big it doesn’t actually fit on any of the surfaces in the room
September 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
At James’s school today, they let me use the big paper cutter. It’s so big it doesn’t actually fit on any of the surfaces in the room
