“I’m named fuckin farty farty fuckface and I shit my fucking pants every time I fart Then I piss on my own fuckin face”

Prepare for lift-off. You’re gonna get honked sky-high

Went record shopping

Heat it up slowly then quickly eat it up. That’s trucker law

A blowout on the hi-way is what happens. You’ll be mopping Sunday’s breakfast out of the gear box

Cart is too small

Dumbass