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thanksgiving is a vibe!
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
thanksgiving is a vibe!
Did you know you can like your own tweets. It’s the shrewd move to make, so, go ahead and like your own tweets
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Did you know you can like your own tweets. It’s the shrewd move to make, so, go ahead and like your own tweets
You’re the Geronimo kid but up ahead is the ballad of easy rider and he’s in the way of you and your rig. Honk em to high heaven or send em to hell. That’s trucker law
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
You’re the Geronimo kid but up ahead is the ballad of easy rider and he’s in the way of you and your rig. Honk em to high heaven or send em to hell. That’s trucker law
Going toilet shopping this morning. I actually need to buy 2 toilets. I won’t be purchasing unless there’s a deal or unless the full-time price seems appropriate.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Going toilet shopping this morning. I actually need to buy 2 toilets. I won’t be purchasing unless there’s a deal or unless the full-time price seems appropriate.
Game of thrones social media could do a Christmas post like ‘Merry Christmas from all the cast of Game of Thrones…even the barbarian horde!!’…would be kind of nice to see
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Game of thrones social media could do a Christmas post like ‘Merry Christmas from all the cast of Game of Thrones…even the barbarian horde!!’…would be kind of nice to see
DEFCON stands for Definitely Concerning. “DEFCON 4 status sir!!” Ok I’m concerned but all good I think. “DEFCON 1 Status Sir!!” ok now I am definitely concerned!!
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
DEFCON stands for Definitely Concerning. “DEFCON 4 status sir!!” Ok I’m concerned but all good I think. “DEFCON 1 Status Sir!!” ok now I am definitely concerned!!
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I make the trucker law pledge and say "thank you mlb"
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I make the trucker law pledge and say "thank you mlb"
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Already started counting down the days till spring training. Love baseball
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Already started counting down the days till spring training. Love baseball
NFL will be quite pleased to learn that the MLB season is over. They no longer have to compete with the MLB for viewers!
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
NFL will be quite pleased to learn that the MLB season is over. They no longer have to compete with the MLB for viewers!
I just want to say Thank You to the mlb! Fans, please join me in saying Thank You to the mlb.
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I just want to say Thank You to the mlb! Fans, please join me in saying Thank You to the mlb.
Gentlemen, start your televisions. it’s the MLB again
November 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Gentlemen, start your televisions. it’s the MLB again
“Que cera, Que cera” the ballplayers may say. Even the cantankerous Mr. Dylan (a certified grump!) would agree…the answer to who will be champ, is blowin’ in the wind! But I might just settle for…Play Ball! Good luck to all the fans, I might also add.
October 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“Que cera, Que cera” the ballplayers may say. Even the cantankerous Mr. Dylan (a certified grump!) would agree…the answer to who will be champ, is blowin’ in the wind! But I might just settle for…Play Ball! Good luck to all the fans, I might also add.
They should remake Rudy as a baseball movie. “play ball Rudy! Play Ball!!”
October 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
They should remake Rudy as a baseball movie. “play ball Rudy! Play Ball!!”
Don’t let the ump get ya- it’s the MLB
October 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Don’t let the ump get ya- it’s the MLB
Sinatra carried dimes in his pocket to to be ready when his son’s kidnappers called. He kept dimes on him the rest of his life and was buried with a pocketful. I keep a quarter in my pocket in case I want to go to Aldi and check out their #AldiFinds!
October 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Sinatra carried dimes in his pocket to to be ready when his son’s kidnappers called. He kept dimes on him the rest of his life and was buried with a pocketful. I keep a quarter in my pocket in case I want to go to Aldi and check out their #AldiFinds!
Due to the loss tonight, MLB Mariners will have to sail the high seas to the MLB offseason
October 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Due to the loss tonight, MLB Mariners will have to sail the high seas to the MLB offseason
Get in the postseason ballgame or simply watch from home. Doesn’t matter to me
October 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Get in the postseason ballgame or simply watch from home. Doesn’t matter to me
AHHH! I just saw something sp-sp-spp-SPOOKY!!! It was a real ghost and it wanted the souls of MLB ball players and stadium faculty
October 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
AHHH! I just saw something sp-sp-spp-SPOOKY!!! It was a real ghost and it wanted the souls of MLB ball players and stadium faculty
Is this place called heaven or Hell. Your eternal life has been granted unto you via postseason play
October 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Is this place called heaven or Hell. Your eternal life has been granted unto you via postseason play
YERRRRRROUTTT!!!
WALK!!
anything could happen in the MLB tonight- including the dreaded strikeout and dreaded base on balls
WALK!!
anything could happen in the MLB tonight- including the dreaded strikeout and dreaded base on balls
October 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
YERRRRRROUTTT!!!
WALK!!
anything could happen in the MLB tonight- including the dreaded strikeout and dreaded base on balls
WALK!!
anything could happen in the MLB tonight- including the dreaded strikeout and dreaded base on balls
A scenario never seen before
Ball one ball two ball three and ball Four
If Ump allows, later a run
Isn’t this a lot of Fun
Ball one ball two ball three and ball Four
If Ump allows, later a run
Isn’t this a lot of Fun
October 10, 2025 at 8:00 AM
A scenario never seen before
Ball one ball two ball three and ball Four
If Ump allows, later a run
Isn’t this a lot of Fun
Ball one ball two ball three and ball Four
If Ump allows, later a run
Isn’t this a lot of Fun
“I’m named fuckin farty farty fuckface and I shit my fucking pants every time I fart Then I piss on my own fuckin face”
October 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
“I’m named fuckin farty farty fuckface and I shit my fucking pants every time I fart Then I piss on my own fuckin face”
Two teams. Nine defensive players. Four bases in the diamond. But there’s only One baseball per play. Whoever has the baseball last wins the day, so I say, Play Ball!
October 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Two teams. Nine defensive players. Four bases in the diamond. But there’s only One baseball per play. Whoever has the baseball last wins the day, so I say, Play Ball!
A door in my home just cracked ajar all by itself! I closed it a second ago but then it kind of creaked open a little bit- all by itself! I think it was a gh-ghh-GHOST!!!
October 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
A door in my home just cracked ajar all by itself! I closed it a second ago but then it kind of creaked open a little bit- all by itself! I think it was a gh-ghh-GHOST!!!
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October 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I get #my MLB news and scores from following the official Facebook account of Major League Baseball. Dont miss a single pitch at Facebook.com