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whosyourmaddy.bsky.social
@whosyourmaddy.bsky.social
Getting to be about that time of year
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Luckily I have experience cooking during all types of blackouts.
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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If three people host a podcast all three should be in a constant state of paranoia about being betrayed by the other two
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I don’t think I’m getting my chair back.
November 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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From Absolute Batman Annual #1 by Daniel Warren Johnson
October 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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Absolute Batman Annual #1
October 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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lol this cop pissed himself
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Dallas has a terrible defense. It’s not getting any better
October 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My hands are still powerful, my fingers have become fat and dumb.
October 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Not sure how I got brisket meat and bbq rub in my pocket, but I did.
October 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Michael-cat-gelo
September 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Dallas should fire their defense
September 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Futurama has new season?
September 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
They’re really not trying with the new show names. “Murder in a small town” and “doc”. What the hell?
September 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Ice cream trucks should cruise around playing soft jazz at 2 AM
September 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Drinking an energy drink while on the toilet because American capitalism has made me an efficient machine
September 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Awesome, I haven’t gotten too fat for my nice clothes.
September 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Holy shit, the cowboys got a stop
September 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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REPORTER: Were you upset that you were not invited to the parade in Beijing?

TRUMP: Never ever thought of it
September 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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It says "Oates" too many times in this sentence
September 3, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Make Pluto a planet again cowards!
August 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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August 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Okay I guess I can see why this new logo is controversial
August 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM