WhootyMcBoob
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Trans 🏳️⚧️Simpsons 🍩Video Games 👾That’s about it 🤷♀️
And of course my paper is named The Longboi Chronicle
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
And of course my paper is named The Longboi Chronicle
This game is infinitely more deep than I could have imagined. It’s so damn fun. Literally all I want to do is play more News Tower
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
This game is infinitely more deep than I could have imagined. It’s so damn fun. Literally all I want to do is play more News Tower
Got a real “Fox in Socks” situation here…
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Got a real “Fox in Socks” situation here…
We’re getting a new roof and the children are scared so they’re sharing headphones while playing Placid Plastic Duck Simulator…
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
We’re getting a new roof and the children are scared so they’re sharing headphones while playing Placid Plastic Duck Simulator…
Well, time for me to get yet another VR headset
Also I’m going to have to try that new Steam controller. I still have the first one they put out in all of its awkward, janky, unusable, gloriousness
Also I’m going to have to try that new Steam controller. I still have the first one they put out in all of its awkward, janky, unusable, gloriousness
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Well, time for me to get yet another VR headset
Also I’m going to have to try that new Steam controller. I still have the first one they put out in all of its awkward, janky, unusable, gloriousness
Also I’m going to have to try that new Steam controller. I still have the first one they put out in all of its awkward, janky, unusable, gloriousness
Someone is cooking steamed hams in the bog…
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Someone is cooking steamed hams in the bog…
Stolen from Bortposting
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Stolen from Bortposting
I’m not sure what flavor they’re going for. Big Mac special sauce? Either way, these aren’t too bad.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I’m not sure what flavor they’re going for. Big Mac special sauce? Either way, these aren’t too bad.
Scorpio demands my gummy worm Longboi cocktail
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Scorpio demands my gummy worm Longboi cocktail
No Ghosts At The Grand demo!
November 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
No Ghosts At The Grand demo!
I may be in the middle of giving Epic all of my money…
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I may be in the middle of giving Epic all of my money…
Found my phone wallpaper for the season
November 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Found my phone wallpaper for the season
Sure feels like this should have gotten more promotion, but I don’t know maybe I’m not in the right channels or something
October 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Sure feels like this should have gotten more promotion, but I don’t know maybe I’m not in the right channels or something
Look at this apple over here. Downright mug model, it is. They’re pulling off that leaf-look and everything
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Look at this apple over here. Downright mug model, it is. They’re pulling off that leaf-look and everything
Brain pill prescription get 🧠
Finally this can be me
Finally this can be me
October 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Brain pill prescription get 🧠
Finally this can be me
Finally this can be me
Battle royale typing game mixed with Russian roulette was not something I thought I needed in my life but here we are…
October 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Battle royale typing game mixed with Russian roulette was not something I thought I needed in my life but here we are…
I mean… you expect me to just keep scrolling and NOT see what the hell an FPS Jesus simulator is all about? 😂
October 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I mean… you expect me to just keep scrolling and NOT see what the hell an FPS Jesus simulator is all about? 😂
New obsession: dramatized audiobooks
Can’t wait to get to the book with Jeff Gerstmann 😆
Can’t wait to get to the book with Jeff Gerstmann 😆
October 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
New obsession: dramatized audiobooks
Can’t wait to get to the book with Jeff Gerstmann 😆
Can’t wait to get to the book with Jeff Gerstmann 😆
I need this Outer Worlds 2 controller in my life
October 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I need this Outer Worlds 2 controller in my life
Book 2 done. Time to start book 3 and finish it before book 4 comes on the 21st 🤓
October 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Book 2 done. Time to start book 3 and finish it before book 4 comes on the 21st 🤓
Three work monitors, a MacBook to silently watch old video games be played, Stranger Things on the tv, and my gaming PC on so I can hop over there and do whatever. Oh, and my book.
Anything to get me through 8.5 hours of dumbass work every day 😂
Anything to get me through 8.5 hours of dumbass work every day 😂
October 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Three work monitors, a MacBook to silently watch old video games be played, Stranger Things on the tv, and my gaming PC on so I can hop over there and do whatever. Oh, and my book.
Anything to get me through 8.5 hours of dumbass work every day 😂
Anything to get me through 8.5 hours of dumbass work every day 😂
It’s nudie magazine day!
October 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It’s nudie magazine day!
My sanctimonies exactly
September 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My sanctimonies exactly