WholeAssNurse
@wholeassnurse.bsky.social
Cardiac Cath Lab Nurse, wife and mom of two fucked up individuals who are 17 and 20 that I ❤️ dearly. Jesus loves me and I love Him.
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WholeAssNurse
@wholeassnurse.bsky.social
· Apr 19
Don’t be a cuntasoarous.
I’m getting the liver quiver guys…two days of drinking. I’m not good at this anymore
December 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’m getting the liver quiver guys…two days of drinking. I’m not good at this anymore
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Some people are truly one of a kind, don’t lose them. You may not meet another version.
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Some people are truly one of a kind, don’t lose them. You may not meet another version.
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I guess it all comes down to sex and madness
November 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I guess it all comes down to sex and madness
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Gave proof through the night that our swag was still there
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Gave proof through the night that our swag was still there
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He needs to be repatriated to the primordial ooze from which he emerged
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
He needs to be repatriated to the primordial ooze from which he emerged
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Pass the Advil I’ve got a terrible Jonas Brothers movie
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Pass the Advil I’ve got a terrible Jonas Brothers movie
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It's been a long few days.
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It's been a long few days.
There’s the dope-a do’s and the dope-a don’ts and I’ve been doing too many of the don’ts 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
There’s the dope-a do’s and the dope-a don’ts and I’ve been doing too many of the don’ts 🤣
I’m dopamining myself to death over here.
November 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I’m dopamining myself to death over here.
Everyone ends prayers before Thanksgiving dinner with “Thank you and goodnight!” Instead of Amen, right? 🤣🤣🤣
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Everyone ends prayers before Thanksgiving dinner with “Thank you and goodnight!” Instead of Amen, right? 🤣🤣🤣
Why is there never any pleasing me?
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Why is there never any pleasing me?
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Some of my best posts are just the gummies talking
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Some of my best posts are just the gummies talking
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "IT'S ONLY 6 PM?!"
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "IT'S ONLY 6 PM?!"
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The feminine urge to burn every last splinter to the ground.
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
The feminine urge to burn every last splinter to the ground.
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Mercury in retrograde over Thanksgiving is diabolical.
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Mercury in retrograde over Thanksgiving is diabolical.
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Sorry you're not what love feels like.
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sorry you're not what love feels like.
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If you smoke your blunt naked, no one will be able to smell the weed on your clothes
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If you smoke your blunt naked, no one will be able to smell the weed on your clothes
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Now and Later isn't just a candy, it's also how I like my sex.
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Now and Later isn't just a candy, it's also how I like my sex.
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I have heard the annual recitation of Alice's Restaurant
NOW you motherfuckers may begin your Christmas festivities
NOW you motherfuckers may begin your Christmas festivities
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I have heard the annual recitation of Alice's Restaurant
NOW you motherfuckers may begin your Christmas festivities
NOW you motherfuckers may begin your Christmas festivities
Tis the damn season….fa la la
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Tis the damn season….fa la la
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Feels like an elastic waistband kind of a day.
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Feels like an elastic waistband kind of a day.
I’m going to be the gobbliest gobbler that there ever was.
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I’m going to be the gobbliest gobbler that there ever was.
We now live in a world where Nana buys the grandkids Mary Jane for Christmas🤣 A Merry little Christmas it shall be🤣😂🤣
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
We now live in a world where Nana buys the grandkids Mary Jane for Christmas🤣 A Merry little Christmas it shall be🤣😂🤣
BREAKING NEWS!!! I’m over it! I don’t give a rats ass! I’m sick of all the bad.
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
BREAKING NEWS!!! I’m over it! I don’t give a rats ass! I’m sick of all the bad.
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The older I get, the less I seem to know.
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The older I get, the less I seem to know.