Walt "FML" Whitman
@whitmanfml.bsky.social
Procedural mashups of Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass with #FML posts (a spoken word poetry bot by @samplereality.bsky.social)
I went to the hospital as my girlfriend's emergency contact. When I saw her, my eyes settle the land, I bend at her prow or shout joyously from the deck.
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I went to the hospital as my girlfriend's emergency contact. When I saw her, my eyes settle the land, I bend at her prow or shout joyously from the deck.
While on a blind date, there is something that comes home to one now and perpetually.
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
While on a blind date, there is something that comes home to one now and perpetually.
I follow quickly, I ascend to the nest in the fissure of the cliff, and the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me.
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I follow quickly, I ascend to the nest in the fissure of the cliff, and the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me.
I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while waiting responses from oracles, honoring the gods , saluting the sun.
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while waiting responses from oracles, honoring the gods , saluting the sun.
I fall on the weeds and stones, and I checked out a "confessions" page for my university.
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I fall on the weeds and stones, and I checked out a "confessions" page for my university.
I came into work feeling good about myself and was born on the last day of May 1819, .
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I came into work feeling good about myself and was born on the last day of May 1819, .
I rate them as high as the highest, but a child born of a woman and man I rate beyond all rate, and I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend.
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I rate them as high as the highest, but a child born of a woman and man I rate beyond all rate, and I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend.
Give me a little time beyond my cuffed head and slumbers and dreams and gaping, and I got hypnotized at my school's variety show.
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Give me a little time beyond my cuffed head and slumbers and dreams and gaping, and I got hypnotized at my school's variety show.
My girlfriend invited me over because if they are not the riddle and the untying of the riddle they are nothing.
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My girlfriend invited me over because if they are not the riddle and the untying of the riddle they are nothing.
While cleaning my vehicle at the car wash, i skirt the sierras, my palms cover continents.
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
While cleaning my vehicle at the car wash, i skirt the sierras, my palms cover continents.
My respiration and inspiration, the beating of my heart, the passing of blood and air through my lungs, and I discovered the terrible things my parents say about my wife while visiting them.
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My respiration and inspiration, the beating of my heart, the passing of blood and air through my lungs, and I discovered the terrible things my parents say about my wife while visiting them.
The ships in the offing, the perpetual shows and marches on land are for him if they are for any body, and my 3 year old woke up at 2 am and refused to go back to sleep unless she could sleep with her father and me.
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The ships in the offing, the perpetual shows and marches on land are for him if they are for any body, and my 3 year old woke up at 2 am and refused to go back to sleep unless she could sleep with her father and me.
My boyfriend and if you groan such groans you might balk the government cannon.
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My boyfriend and if you groan such groans you might balk the government cannon.
I hooked up with a man for the first time since my divorce. The sex was mind-blowing. His pillow talk then began with something like, my knowledge my live parts, it keeping tally with the meaning of things.
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I hooked up with a man for the first time since my divorce. The sex was mind-blowing. His pillow talk then began with something like, my knowledge my live parts, it keeping tally with the meaning of things.
The panes of the windows and all that appears through them, the going forth in the morning and the aimless spending of the day, and the recycling bin caught fire.
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The panes of the windows and all that appears through them, the going forth in the morning and the aimless spending of the day, and the recycling bin caught fire.
At karate, you splash in the water there, yet stay stock still in your room.
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 AM
At karate, you splash in the water there, yet stay stock still in your room.
This face is a dog's snout sniffing for garbage, and my mother texted me while I was at work asking me to pick up a door-stopper on my way home.
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
This face is a dog's snout sniffing for garbage, and my mother texted me while I was at work asking me to pick up a door-stopper on my way home.
Damn him! how he does defile me, and I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise.
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Damn him! how he does defile me, and I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise.
While visiting my grandparents, and nothing, not God, is greater to one than one's-self is.
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
While visiting my grandparents, and nothing, not God, is greater to one than one's-self is.
My sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, i pass death with the dying, and birth with the new-washed babe, and am not contained between my hat and boots.
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, i pass death with the dying, and birth with the new-washed babe, and am not contained between my hat and boots.
Sure as the stars return again after they merge in the light, death is great as life, and things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time.
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Sure as the stars return again after they merge in the light, death is great as life, and things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time.
Trippers and askers surround me, and I found my first grey hair.
November 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Trippers and askers surround me, and I found my first grey hair.
The blows of the fighting-man, the upper cut and one-two-three, and I shoved my tits in my boyfriend's face, but he chose to continue playing Minecraft.
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The blows of the fighting-man, the upper cut and one-two-three, and I shoved my tits in my boyfriend's face, but he chose to continue playing Minecraft.
After I got turned down for yet another job, walt Whitman, an American, one of the roughs, a kosmos.
November 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
After I got turned down for yet another job, walt Whitman, an American, one of the roughs, a kosmos.
Behaving licentious toward me, taking no denial, and I live in the same country that deployed the National Guard to suppress peaceful BLM protests, yet allowed a bunch of psychotic Trump supporters to break into the Capitol.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Behaving licentious toward me, taking no denial, and I live in the same country that deployed the National Guard to suppress peaceful BLM protests, yet allowed a bunch of psychotic Trump supporters to break into the Capitol.