Hi my dears i have this lovely fireplace to sell xx perfect for the garden! send me your offers xx

Hello, selling yet another infamous antique of mine. My beautiful son as pictured is wearing this! I am so proud of him 🤗. Please send in your offers!

Hello dears selling my exclusive antique passed down for generations. I am very sad to let this monumental piece go but I have recently become homeless after divorcing my deadbeat husband. £35 ONO.

Good afternoon folks! I come bearing some good news, me and Nick have found my car that was stolen in june back in 1877.

Unfortunately there are some parts missing. I was hoping we as a community could keep an eye out for my notorious purple car! 🤝

Can the tosser who hit my car in Waitrose car park please come forward.

I have your number plate and you have been reported to the police.

Hope you are proud of yourself you silly wanker! 😡😡😡

MAKE SURE TO DESTROY THESE SPY CAMERAS, BARE FISTS SHOULD BE OK

this is my gorgeous husband @spinjitzublitz.bsky.social wearing his new foil hat that i had crafted for him earlier 😘😘 isnt he just the cutest. PROTECT YOURSELVES FROM THE WOKE RADIATION.

IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE WOKE MOB HAVE BEEN SENDING OUT RADIOACTIVE FREQUENCIES TO SEND MESSAGES LIKE THESE TO OUR CHILDREN . WEAR YOUR FOIL HATS SHEEPLE!!

thought i would spread some good values across this new app!! PLEASE LIKE SUBSCRIBE AND SPREAD THE WORD OF JESUS