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Natalia
@whiteninjanatalia.bsky.social
38, MARRIED . Dog Lover, Cat Lover. Here to make new friends 🙂🙂🙂 please like my tweets thank you for reading. GOD BLESS YOUR DAY . ✝️
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this is my gorgeous husband @spinjitzublitz.bsky.social wearing his new foil hat that i had crafted for him earlier 😘😘 isnt he just the cutest. PROTECT YOURSELVES FROM THE WOKE RADIATION.
Hi my dears i have this lovely fireplace to sell xx perfect for the garden! send me your offers xx
October 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hello, selling yet another infamous antique of mine. My beautiful son as pictured is wearing this! I am so proud of him 🤗. Please send in your offers!
October 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Hello dears selling my exclusive antique passed down for generations. I am very sad to let this monumental piece go but I have recently become homeless after divorcing my deadbeat husband. £35 ONO.
October 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Good afternoon folks! I come bearing some good news, me and Nick have found my car that was stolen in june back in 1877.

Unfortunately there are some parts missing. I was hoping we as a community could keep an eye out for my notorious purple car! 🤝
October 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
October 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Can the tosser who hit my car in Waitrose car park please come forward.

I have your number plate and you have been reported to the police.

Hope you are proud of yourself you silly wanker! 😡😡😡
October 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
@docwyattbeyond.bsky.social Will Ninjago ever have a collaboration with Fortnite? My son is very interested in this!
March 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
hello everyone i would like to inform you all on a new tan salon that has opened up near me!! its called tanner, i hope you can all join me for some tanning fun👍😘
February 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
after unfortunate recent events it appears that my son will not be leaving my home, and is rather screaming at his monitor some very peculiar words! what does gyat mean? i believe the seed oils mcdonalds use are polluting our childrens brains. PLEASE DO NOT BUY FROM WOKEDONALDS.
December 7, 2024 at 4:53 PM
it seems my brother has been released from prison. if you see a man with his bare ass cheeks out please DO NOT interact with him!! he will ask you to be a SOCIAL CRUTCH!! HE MAY ALSO ASK YOU TO BUY HIM KFC. DO NOT BUY KFC. THEY POISON THE CHICKEN WITH WOKE VACCINES TO MAKE CHILDREN WATCH NINJAGO
December 3, 2024 at 9:23 PM
hey im back, this new arcane season is really wank 😂
November 27, 2024 at 6:26 PM
hello followers, it is unfortunate news that my husband has been cat fishing me in the past 20 years of our marriage. im.. not sure how im going to take this. i may take an indefinite leave to this application.
November 27, 2024 at 6:23 PM
WOKE WOKE AND WOKE! these are the diseases our children are being fed with. NO NINJAGO NOVEMBER MUST START.
@docwyattbeyond.bsky.social can you describe dragons rising s3 in 3 words?
November 27, 2024 at 6:20 PM
MAKE SURE TO DESTROY THESE SPY CAMERAS, BARE FISTS SHOULD BE OK
November 25, 2024 at 5:33 PM
husband still wont stop snoring...
November 25, 2024 at 1:35 AM
it has COME to my attention that the gingers have caused the GREAT bubonic plague of 1456 PLEASE REFRAIN FROM TOUCHING ANY GINGERS AS THEY MAY BE CORROSIVE
November 25, 2024 at 1:32 AM
I have JUST come back from church and i have been told from GOD HIMSELF that ALL GINGERS ARE SPAWNS OF THE DEVIL. please report your local ginger to the CHURCH of Christ may god help us eradicate these soulless beings . AMEN !👍✝️
November 25, 2024 at 1:20 AM
in bed with my husband and he wont stop snoring @spinjitzublitz.bsky.social
November 25, 2024 at 1:14 AM
unfortunately children between the ages of 6 and 10 have been experiencing "brained rot" as per shown BELOW. if YOUR child has been chanting skebadi toilet or rislord PUT THE TINFOIL HAT ON. PROTECT YOURSELVES . CHRISTIAN MOMS AGAINST NINJAGO
November 25, 2024 at 1:03 AM
this is my gorgeous husband @spinjitzublitz.bsky.social wearing his new foil hat that i had crafted for him earlier 😘😘 isnt he just the cutest. PROTECT YOURSELVES FROM THE WOKE RADIATION.
November 24, 2024 at 11:30 PM
KEEP YOUR FOIL HATS ON!!!
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
my son @planetshyne.bsky.social refuses to FIND a job and start his own family! I NEED ALL CHRISTIAN MOTHERS TO HELP ME .
November 24, 2024 at 11:22 PM
unfortunately i had found a PHALLIC object in my ELDEST sons room today . I am unsure how to go about this. he has been skipping church lately. please if any fellow christian mothers can help me ✝️ he is spreading himself on this object rather than spreading the love of jesus
November 24, 2024 at 11:19 PM
November 24, 2024 at 11:16 PM
MY GRANDSON WILL BE BORN ONE WEEK FROM NOW, MY SWEET DAUGHTER WILL BE GIVING BIRTH HIS NAME WILL BE GERTRUDE BEAUTIFUL NAME FOR A CHILD OF GOD!! ✝️
November 24, 2024 at 11:12 PM