Minnesotan Kaiju
@whisperingpines.bsky.social
Leftist, Microbiologist. He/him
Pinned
Call me Alf the way I be eating pussy
Getting banned for saying " throw the pedo ring into Mount Doom"
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Getting banned for saying " throw the pedo ring into Mount Doom"
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what was his crime? being right? having a succulent correct take?!
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
what was his crime? being right? having a succulent correct take?!
Every single title insurance policy for real estate on land that is part of a violated native American treaty should be paid out to the nearest tribe in full
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Every single title insurance policy for real estate on land that is part of a violated native American treaty should be paid out to the nearest tribe in full
It's the first time in my family that I have been tasked with cooking the Thanksgiving turkey. A historic moment that I'm going to honor by giving the turkey two nipple piercings right before I serve it.
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It's the first time in my family that I have been tasked with cooking the Thanksgiving turkey. A historic moment that I'm going to honor by giving the turkey two nipple piercings right before I serve it.
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November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I find it fascinating that the elite pedophilic ruling class uses emails for what text messages are intended for.
>> Hey
Hey, how's it going holidays are coming up, trump es going to be yhere
>> Hey
Hey, how's it going holidays are coming up, trump es going to be yhere
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I find it fascinating that the elite pedophilic ruling class uses emails for what text messages are intended for.
>> Hey
Hey, how's it going holidays are coming up, trump es going to be yhere
>> Hey
Hey, how's it going holidays are coming up, trump es going to be yhere
So I was harmonizing my crystal spheres in my wizard's Tower as you do, and the new update to Google home absolutely bricked them. They're now completely mundane!
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
So I was harmonizing my crystal spheres in my wizard's Tower as you do, and the new update to Google home absolutely bricked them. They're now completely mundane!
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They're gonna bring out this banger at some point
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
They're gonna bring out this banger at some point
If you're feeling unaccomplished just think about how Tony Hawk didn't pick up a skateboard until age 34.
It's not true but if you think about it long enough you might be able to convince yourself that you haven't thrown your life away
It's not true but if you think about it long enough you might be able to convince yourself that you haven't thrown your life away
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If you're feeling unaccomplished just think about how Tony Hawk didn't pick up a skateboard until age 34.
It's not true but if you think about it long enough you might be able to convince yourself that you haven't thrown your life away
It's not true but if you think about it long enough you might be able to convince yourself that you haven't thrown your life away
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
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"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
I've been a sleep farter for as long as I can remember one of my ex-girlfriends said one time I farted the famous drum solo, I guess you could say that it was in the air tonight
i've been a sleep talker for as long as i can remember. one of my ex gfs said i once just said "phil collins" in my sleep. the first time i ever remember sleep talking was when i was 6 years old & said "you want me to stab your eye out?" & woke up to my aunt looking at me, horrified
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I've been a sleep farter for as long as I can remember one of my ex-girlfriends said one time I farted the famous drum solo, I guess you could say that it was in the air tonight
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So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.
They should remake the video game No One Lives Forever or make a new game in that series because that game was so fucking good
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
They should remake the video game No One Lives Forever or make a new game in that series because that game was so fucking good
Lando Calrissian is Armenian
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Lando Calrissian is Armenian
Took this photo of the eye of aldani from my porch. It's so beautiful here in Minnesota
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Took this photo of the eye of aldani from my porch. It's so beautiful here in Minnesota
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In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.
The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.
Why?
It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
I'm going to get my buttcheeks infused with pumpkin spice
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'm going to get my buttcheeks infused with pumpkin spice
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telling the fascist goons dragging me out of the country that they're being hypocritical
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
telling the fascist goons dragging me out of the country that they're being hypocritical
But I don't get about Scott Adams being a pro capitalism conservative is that all the office bullshit he wrote about was really him being angry at capitalism the entire time.
Like seriously he knows better that something being private doesn't mean it's run well
Like seriously he knows better that something being private doesn't mean it's run well
November 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
But I don't get about Scott Adams being a pro capitalism conservative is that all the office bullshit he wrote about was really him being angry at capitalism the entire time.
Like seriously he knows better that something being private doesn't mean it's run well
Like seriously he knows better that something being private doesn't mean it's run well
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I would like to share with people my favorite thing in the world without any hyperbole which is the monster factory Fallout 4.
It is the wildest ride even if you don't care for the game that it's about they fuck around for a long time in hilarious way is creating this meta narrative
It is the wildest ride even if you don't care for the game that it's about they fuck around for a long time in hilarious way is creating this meta narrative
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I would like to share with people my favorite thing in the world without any hyperbole which is the monster factory Fallout 4.
It is the wildest ride even if you don't care for the game that it's about they fuck around for a long time in hilarious way is creating this meta narrative
It is the wildest ride even if you don't care for the game that it's about they fuck around for a long time in hilarious way is creating this meta narrative
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