We all expected Pope Bob to speak out against Trump and maybe cause a schism in the American church...instead he converted the American church to his side and had them lead the criticism of Trump. Pope Bob had game none of us could have guessed!

I think the "you can't deliver the Eucharist to people in detention" is what caused this unity. Not even the most conservative American clerics can swallow that affront to God.

I am really in awe, I thought "woke Pope Leo reshapes the church" would be him replacing the US Bishops, not them all filming a TikTok repudiating the Trump admin!

Francis made headlines, Leo hides his criticisms of Trump inside sermons about Matthew but quietly gets a reactionary Church to publicly repudiate him. I am in awe.

Also this week Carol learns the hivemind will literally give her anything up to and including nuclear weapons. Keep in mind the clock is ticking before all the minds on earth figure out how to assimilate her and the others.

This week we learn Carol's on Xanax. She makes a half-assed attempt to contact the Paraguayan, but it ends in her telling him to fuck his mother, so that's not going great.

See this video to hear a real bald eagle call, they sound like the glorified seagulls they are.

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LMAO I had not seen the 21 Savage edit!

The new season format.

And it's official! New calendar starting in 2027!