Lauren al-Ghaib
@whimsikal.bsky.social
Dissociating. Sci-fi & reality tv. 40+. 1922 🐩. Substack: Pink Parlance
Nervous, yet nosy. 🙄
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Nervous, yet nosy. 🙄
Well we made it. He refused to go on the scale which….same. 🙃
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Well we made it. He refused to go on the scale which….same. 🙃
Wrote something new!
open.substack.com/pub/pinkparl...
open.substack.com/pub/pinkparl...
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Wrote something new!
open.substack.com/pub/pinkparl...
open.substack.com/pub/pinkparl...
Using T’s shoe polish on my Docs for the first time (left). I guess that’s an improvement?
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Using T’s shoe polish on my Docs for the first time (left). I guess that’s an improvement?
This country is a goddam joke
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This country is a goddam joke
There is no meaningful difference between toilet paper and “tissue”. Which is why I only buy the former and keep me a roll nearby in the cold months. 🤧
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
There is no meaningful difference between toilet paper and “tissue”. Which is why I only buy the former and keep me a roll nearby in the cold months. 🤧
Mummy cast, Giancarlo, cool purses
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Mummy cast, Giancarlo, cool purses
Nerds are gathering!
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Nerds are gathering!
Not they let me outside
November 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Not they let me outside
Real underwear only idc! (From April)
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Real underwear only idc! (From April)
I feel sad for Fateh and Davis who poured their hearts out for months in their campaigns. My ward will continue to led by a Frey supporter with 0 shame or discretion. Look at her 😒
November 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I feel sad for Fateh and Davis who poured their hearts out for months in their campaigns. My ward will continue to led by a Frey supporter with 0 shame or discretion. Look at her 😒
I said I would wear something everyday at least thru the 12th 😌
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I said I would wear something everyday at least thru the 12th 😌
Election Day vibes (I’m sleepy)
November 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Election Day vibes (I’m sleepy)
Most times when people ask I just say no but they were parked anyway and the girl looked so excited to meet him. They were patient and understanding. He’s just not a people person
November 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Most times when people ask I just say no but they were parked anyway and the girl looked so excited to meet him. They were patient and understanding. He’s just not a people person
See this is why I steal 😑
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
See this is why I steal 😑
Guess I’ll write about abolition this week. Don’t PMO Latrisha 😑
November 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Guess I’ll write about abolition this week. Don’t PMO Latrisha 😑
Another Petco run, they really running my pockets 🥴
November 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Another Petco run, they really running my pockets 🥴
I’m so excited about this lol
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I’m so excited about this lol