What Trump Did Today
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What Trump Did Today
A daily account of exactly one thing Donald Trump does, every day.
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In Nov. 2016, I started a blog where I wrote down one thing Trump did, every day. At first it was to turn his voters against him, and then just to document the atrocities.
It's not entertaining, it's not "resistance," and it's nothing you couldn't get somewhere else. But it is just ONE thing a day.
It's not entertaining, it's not "resistance," and it's nothing you couldn't get somewhere else. But it is just ONE thing a day.
It wouldn't be fair to repeat the things he said during a tantrum at yet another female reporter, so here's a paraphrase:
TRUMP: I'm a confused old man and I'm embarrassed that I don't remember the things I said last week. Also, I'm not really the President of anything important, just ballrooms.
TRUMP: I'm a confused old man and I'm embarrassed that I don't remember the things I said last week. Also, I'm not really the President of anything important, just ballrooms.
What Trump Did Today
On December 8, 2025, Donald Trump threw a tantrum because a woman asked him about a promise he'd made five days ago and apparently forgotten.
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December 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
It wouldn't be fair to repeat the things he said during a tantrum at yet another female reporter, so here's a paraphrase:
TRUMP: I'm a confused old man and I'm embarrassed that I don't remember the things I said last week. Also, I'm not really the President of anything important, just ballrooms.
TRUMP: I'm a confused old man and I'm embarrassed that I don't remember the things I said last week. Also, I'm not really the President of anything important, just ballrooms.
If you've ever stiffed a service worker on a tip and you're wondering how they talk about you behind your back? Well, they don't care for it, but it's still a lot less hysterical than Donald Trump not getting the customary gratuity for issuing a pardon.
What Trump Did Today
On December 7, 2025, Donald Trump got mad that a corrupt pardon recipient didn't hold up their end of the bargain he thought he'd made.
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December 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If you've ever stiffed a service worker on a tip and you're wondering how they talk about you behind your back? Well, they don't care for it, but it's still a lot less hysterical than Donald Trump not getting the customary gratuity for issuing a pardon.
He stunk out loud his entire life as a "builder," but with infinite free money and a platinum "get out of regulatory compliance free" card, he's… still somehow fucking it up. And getting pretty mad about it too, apparently.
What Trump Did Today
On December 6, 2025, Donald Trump lashed out with name-calling at yet another female reporter asking about his ballroom.
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December 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
He stunk out loud his entire life as a "builder," but with infinite free money and a platinum "get out of regulatory compliance free" card, he's… still somehow fucking it up. And getting pretty mad about it too, apparently.
We're not saying Trump can be bought for a smile and a gold-painted doodad, but FIFA gave him that today and he immediately turned around and said you uncultured American swine had to stop calling your game football to avoid confusion with the world's beloved beautiful game of fútbol.
(No, really.)
(No, really.)
What Trump Did Today
On December 5, 2025, Donald Trump accepted yet another "peace" prize.
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December 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
We're not saying Trump can be bought for a smile and a gold-painted doodad, but FIFA gave him that today and he immediately turned around and said you uncultured American swine had to stop calling your game football to avoid confusion with the world's beloved beautiful game of fútbol.
(No, really.)
(No, really.)
He ended his 9,394th war today. Please disregard the people in the actual ongoing war zone doing things like saying "we are still fighting," or dying from the attacks that have definitely stopped.
What Trump Did Today
On December 4, 2025, Donald Trump awarded himself a peace prize while taking credit for ending a war that's still going on.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
He ended his 9,394th war today. Please disregard the people in the actual ongoing war zone doing things like saying "we are still fighting," or dying from the attacks that have definitely stopped.
If you're wondering why Trump can't hold back the flood of racist and genocidal shit like the kind he spewed today, when before he seemed to be able to at least restrain himself a little for sake of the cameras, may we recommend you check the tariff shelf.
What Trump Did Today
On December 3, 2025, Donald Trump believed he'd once again solved the mystery of the "tariff shelf" for the first time.
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December 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
If you're wondering why Trump can't hold back the flood of racist and genocidal shit like the kind he spewed today, when before he seemed to be able to at least restrain himself a little for sake of the cameras, may we recommend you check the tariff shelf.
Contrary to some reports, he did not sleep through his ENTIRE cabinet meeting. Unfortunately, someone woke him up when it was his turn to speak.
What Trump Did Today
On December 2, 2025, Donald Trump stayed up late on a posting binge and then slept through the work day.
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December 3, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Contrary to some reports, he did not sleep through his ENTIRE cabinet meeting. Unfortunately, someone woke him up when it was his turn to speak.
The White House insisted today that Trump's health was fine and that his recent MRI was "preventative." Of course, there's really no such thing—you only get an MRI when doctors suspect a problem.
Anyway, the point is, Adm. Frank Bradley might want to put in for his pardon sooner rather than later.
Anyway, the point is, Adm. Frank Bradley might want to put in for his pardon sooner rather than later.
What Trump Did Today
On December 1, 2025, Donald Trump moved onto yet another explanation for why the illegal Venezuelan boat attack he ordered wasn't his fault.
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December 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The White House insisted today that Trump's health was fine and that his recent MRI was "preventative." Of course, there's really no such thing—you only get an MRI when doctors suspect a problem.
Anyway, the point is, Adm. Frank Bradley might want to put in for his pardon sooner rather than later.
Anyway, the point is, Adm. Frank Bradley might want to put in for his pardon sooner rather than later.
He decided he didn't order war crimes after all. Whew! But he'll "look into" how innocent he is anyway. What a guy!
Now please enjoy the comedy stylings of Pete Hegseth, who tells jokes about war crimes while making a martini with one hand and failing to do a 25-pound bicep curl with the other.
Now please enjoy the comedy stylings of Pete Hegseth, who tells jokes about war crimes while making a martini with one hand and failing to do a 25-pound bicep curl with the other.
What Trump Did Today
On November 30, 2025, Donald Trump backtracked on whether he'd ordered a war crime.
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December 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
He decided he didn't order war crimes after all. Whew! But he'll "look into" how innocent he is anyway. What a guy!
Now please enjoy the comedy stylings of Pete Hegseth, who tells jokes about war crimes while making a martini with one hand and failing to do a 25-pound bicep curl with the other.
Now please enjoy the comedy stylings of Pete Hegseth, who tells jokes about war crimes while making a martini with one hand and failing to do a 25-pound bicep curl with the other.
This is a map of the South American country of Venezuela.
Congratulations, now you're better-informed than the President of the United States.
Congratulations, now you're better-informed than the President of the United States.
What Trump Did Today
On November 29, 2025, Donald Trump rattled the saber for a war against Venezuela that even he doesn't seem to know why it should be fought
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November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This is a map of the South American country of Venezuela.
Congratulations, now you're better-informed than the President of the United States.
Congratulations, now you're better-informed than the President of the United States.
You'll never guess who President Tough On Drugs pardoned today for no reason he was willing to admit to.
In unrelated news, he sure does like cryptocurrency for a 79-year-old who already has billions of dollars in traceable cash, doesn't he?
In unrelated news, he sure does like cryptocurrency for a 79-year-old who already has billions of dollars in traceable cash, doesn't he?
What Trump Did Today
On November 28, 2025, Donald Trump pardoned and politically endorsed an actual honest-to-God South American narcostate kingpin.
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November 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
You'll never guess who President Tough On Drugs pardoned today for no reason he was willing to admit to.
In unrelated news, he sure does like cryptocurrency for a 79-year-old who already has billions of dollars in traceable cash, doesn't he?
In unrelated news, he sure does like cryptocurrency for a 79-year-old who already has billions of dollars in traceable cash, doesn't he?
This is Sarah Beckstrom, the 20-year-old WV National Guard member killed yesterday on a pointless deployment to patrol an American city.
Trump dodged the question of whether he'd bother showing up for her funeral, but he hopes her death will make him even more popular than he already thinks he is.
Trump dodged the question of whether he'd bother showing up for her funeral, but he hopes her death will make him even more popular than he already thinks he is.
What Trump Did Today
On November 28, 2025, Donald Trump whipsawed between excitement at a politically exploitable tragedy and fury that people noticed what he was doing.
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November 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
This is Sarah Beckstrom, the 20-year-old WV National Guard member killed yesterday on a pointless deployment to patrol an American city.
Trump dodged the question of whether he'd bother showing up for her funeral, but he hopes her death will make him even more popular than he already thinks he is.
Trump dodged the question of whether he'd bother showing up for her funeral, but he hopes her death will make him even more popular than he already thinks he is.
A 79-year-old man getting MRIs and unspecified IV drug infusions, who falls asleep on TV, and who can't be made presentable before noon lately, wants you to know he's just brimming with energy.
Now if you'll excuse him, he's in the middle of a six-day weekend packed with 15 whole minutes of work.
Now if you'll excuse him, he's in the middle of a six-day weekend packed with 15 whole minutes of work.
What Trump Did Today
On November 26, 2025, Donald Trump got very upset that people are noticing he's having trouble staying awake (among other health issues).
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November 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
A 79-year-old man getting MRIs and unspecified IV drug infusions, who falls asleep on TV, and who can't be made presentable before noon lately, wants you to know he's just brimming with energy.
Now if you'll excuse him, he's in the middle of a six-day weekend packed with 15 whole minutes of work.
Now if you'll excuse him, he's in the middle of a six-day weekend packed with 15 whole minutes of work.
Yes, he appears to have bumblefucked his way into another pardon mess. No, it didn't involve the turkeys. No, he didn't give one to Ghislaine Maxwell… yet… that we know of.
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On November 25, 2025, Donald Trump pardoned two turkeys and, as it turns out, an unknown number of real human criminals.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Yes, he appears to have bumblefucked his way into another pardon mess. No, it didn't involve the turkeys. No, he didn't give one to Ghislaine Maxwell… yet… that we know of.
Great news for people wondering if they'll be able to afford health insurance for the next three years! He announced today that he'll reinstate ACA subsidies very soon. Probably just after Infrastructure Week and the day before the Epstein files are released. Yessir, aaaaaaany day now.
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On November 24, 2025, Donald Trump announced his plan to keep the ACA pretty much the way it was, and then unannounced the announcement.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Great news for people wondering if they'll be able to afford health insurance for the next three years! He announced today that he'll reinstate ACA subsidies very soon. Probably just after Infrastructure Week and the day before the Epstein files are released. Yessir, aaaaaaany day now.
He posted this picture of a plaque at West Point as an example of the sort of traitorous woke nonsense future Army officers better ignore if they know what's good for them. "Loyalty to the constitution," "obey the law," pff, can you even imagine.
What Trump Did Today
On November 23, 2025, Donald Trump accidentally confirmed that military officers don't have to follow any illegal orders he might want to give.
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November 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
He posted this picture of a plaque at West Point as an example of the sort of traitorous woke nonsense future Army officers better ignore if they know what's good for them. "Loyalty to the constitution," "obey the law," pff, can you even imagine.
You may think about two-thirds of the country is absolutely sick to death of his fascism and tariff and shutdown and Musk and Epstein and dementia shit, but consider this: what if he told you he was actually quite popular? And then kept telling you that forever?
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On November 22, 2025, Donald Trump ranted about his imaginary popularity and even more imaginary tariff revenues.
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November 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
You may think about two-thirds of the country is absolutely sick to death of his fascism and tariff and shutdown and Musk and Epstein and dementia shit, but consider this: what if he told you he was actually quite popular? And then kept telling you that forever?
Not only is Vladimir Putin not even bothering to hide that he's Donald Trump's puppetmaster, he's labeling the strings in Russian.
What Trump Did Today
On November 21, 2025, Donald Trump presented Ukraine with an ultimatum for a "peace deal" that Russia wrote.
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November 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Not only is Vladimir Putin not even bothering to hide that he's Donald Trump's puppetmaster, he's labeling the strings in Russian.
He said that members of Congress who pointed out that the military doesn't have to obey illegal orders should be put to death.
You should be mad about this but WOW, how fucking pathetic he's become. President of the United States and he's throwing tantrums that make a fussy 3-year-old look tough.
You should be mad about this but WOW, how fucking pathetic he's become. President of the United States and he's throwing tantrums that make a fussy 3-year-old look tough.
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On November 20, 2025, Donald Trump made an empty threat to have his political enemies killed.
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November 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
He said that members of Congress who pointed out that the military doesn't have to obey illegal orders should be put to death.
You should be mad about this but WOW, how fucking pathetic he's become. President of the United States and he's throwing tantrums that make a fussy 3-year-old look tough.
You should be mad about this but WOW, how fucking pathetic he's become. President of the United States and he's throwing tantrums that make a fussy 3-year-old look tough.
He bragged about scaring away literal billions of dollars in international student revenues. He actually called flushing all that money down the toilet "good news."
Maybe he figures that since you can already get a job at Mar-a-Lago giving massages at age 16, college is just a waste of money.
Maybe he figures that since you can already get a job at Mar-a-Lago giving massages at age 16, college is just a waste of money.
What Trump Did Today
On November 19, 2025, Donald Trump bragged about crippling one of the United States' biggest export industries.
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November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
He bragged about scaring away literal billions of dollars in international student revenues. He actually called flushing all that money down the toilet "good news."
Maybe he figures that since you can already get a job at Mar-a-Lago giving massages at age 16, college is just a waste of money.
Maybe he figures that since you can already get a job at Mar-a-Lago giving massages at age 16, college is just a waste of money.
He got very, VERY upset about questions regarding the horrific crimes committed by one of his closest friends and business partners—crimes he tried unsuccessfully to cover up during his first term.
On a completely different topic, a bunch of Epstein stuff happened he wasn't too crazy about either.
On a completely different topic, a bunch of Epstein stuff happened he wasn't too crazy about either.
What Trump Did Today
On November 18, 2025, Donald Trump said it was rude to ask his "guest" Mohammed bin Salman about the murder he's implicated in.
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November 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
He got very, VERY upset about questions regarding the horrific crimes committed by one of his closest friends and business partners—crimes he tried unsuccessfully to cover up during his first term.
On a completely different topic, a bunch of Epstein stuff happened he wasn't too crazy about either.
On a completely different topic, a bunch of Epstein stuff happened he wasn't too crazy about either.
He's taken the Montreal Cognitive Assessment so many times now that they made a version just for him.
What Trump Did Today
On November 17, 2025, Donald Trump forgot he was president in 2020.
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November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
He's taken the Montreal Cognitive Assessment so many times now that they made a version just for him.
Trump's always bragging about how he can remember words long enough to pass dementia screening tests. Last week, Indiana Republicans tried to teach him a new word, and let's just say he didn't take it well.
What Trump Did Today
On November 16, 2025, Donald Trump got a Republican state legislator in Indiana swatted for not doing as he was told.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Trump's always bragging about how he can remember words long enough to pass dementia screening tests. Last week, Indiana Republicans tried to teach him a new word, and let's just say he didn't take it well.
He unveiled a bold new theory of criminal jurisprudence, which for complex legal reasons applies only to the thugs who swung baseball bats at cops and shit on the floor of the Capitol to try to overturn the 2020 election.
What Trump Did Today
On November 15, 2025, Donald Trump double-pardoned at January 6th attacker for crimes unrelated to January 6th—or at least someone did.
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November 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
He unveiled a bold new theory of criminal jurisprudence, which for complex legal reasons applies only to the thugs who swung baseball bats at cops and shit on the floor of the Capitol to try to overturn the 2020 election.
It's gotten so bad that Marjorie Taylor Greene is the voice of reason.
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On November 14, 2025, Donald Trump continued his meltdown over the latest Epstein revelations.
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November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
It's gotten so bad that Marjorie Taylor Greene is the voice of reason.