Detail from a hotel lobby carpet. I’m sure I’ve worked with that guy Lorem before, his name is very familiar

So we’re only allowed 12 kebabs a week now??? Ridiculous.

That’s too many zeroes for a bank notification! Almost gave me a heart attack until I saw the decimal point.

Shouldn’t they be “pirates of the air”? Surely pirates are the pirates of the seas.

Giant orb + limitless alcohol. Was bound to happen sooner or later