Emily
what-likeitshard.bsky.social
Emily
@what-likeitshard.bsky.social
My Chani horoscopes have been spot on these past few days back at work. Should I rest whatever is wrong with my foot? Yes. Am I at work because I Must Know what HSers are asking judges right now and also feel the need to prove myself? Also yes.
May 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The thing is silly little decorations from target do in fact help my silly little mood. And everyone still was targeting but not admitting it?

Anyway in the interest of not secretly going to target in shame, we went and got this after learning our friends were shame-targetting.
May 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Like everyone in the group chat has been decreasing their target spending significantly but apparently they were all going in shame and not telling each other! Friends! Why can't we be open!

We promptly went to buy this, because we are cringey millennial dykes who like to decorate.
May 28, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Happy mercury in retrograde, car won't start (won't even crank)
March 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Please give Goldberg a Pullitzer for this closing sentence alone: "In his text detailing aspects of the forthcoming attack on Houthi targets, Hegseth wrote to the group--which, at the time, included me-- 'We are currently clean on OPSEC.'".

The punctuation! The glaring national security issues!
March 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
A lot about the broken leg sucks (everything about the broken leg sucks) but Margaret Cho from here for balcony prices, baby.
March 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"Gaynorah day" was a holiday we celebrated in college, with our illicit candles, the fifth night, when you could make a rainbow with the candles.

Confession: I still do it every year.
December 30, 2024 at 1:18 AM