It feels like KPop Demon Hunters has been playing for three weeks straight in my house. I’m done done done.

There are plenty of things wrong with Australia, but we’re blessed with a robust democracy (special shout out for compulsory and majority-preferential instant-runoff voting) and an innate sense for when our potential leaders are dickheads. I couldn’t be prouder right now.

GWS putting camo on an orange jumper. What a bunch of tacky, cosplaying wankers. #AFL

When it comes to ANZAC #AFL jumpers, you can fuck right off with your camo and weapons of war. Freo's jumper is a tribute to a plucky 16 year old playing the long game to get laid, and I could not be prouder.

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Good to see the Sydney Swans planning to wear a Gather Round jumper honouring the Sydney-based ASX in the Trump tariff era. #afl

Freo are about to play their fourth consecutive afternoon game in near 30-degree heat. Good job #AFL. Cumulatively it can’t be good, but I suppose they’ll at least be acclimatised to the conditions. Poor Tim English might need special dispensation to wear a hat.

I love the traditional elements of AFL footy, like being unable to distinguish between Carlton and Collingwood players while watching the game on my phone on the bus. #afl

What makes you feel older: that Val Kilmer was 65 years old or that Andy Brayshaw is about to play his 150th game? #FreoForever #afl

Quite the score worm in Launceston. #afl

Why does the #AFL continue with traditional (re: last decade) marquee (re: Victorian) match-ups agnostic of ladder position? What percentage of these Richmond v Carlton session openers (re: just after opening round) have been competitive?

Waking up in Australia and checking the news is a little bit of an adventure. So in the 7 hours I was asleep Trump has declared Sesame Workshop a criminal organisation, appointed Kid Rock as the Chairman of Nuclear Regulatory Commission, and signed an Executive Order banning the colour purple. Ok.

I guess this is the inevitable consequence of electing a property developer as US President.

I feel bad for all the US National Anthem singers in Canada this week. Perhaps Canadian arenas can play the instrumental versions for a while, or better yet, they can organise for Roseanne Barr to fly around for each game and then everyone can join together in righteous booing.

Pairing a doughy white boy with a 40 year old LeBron. Welcome to the Slowtime Lakers.

Happy Second Landing of the British Male Convicts in New South Wales Day everyone.

Should we start ethically sourcing the Pat Cummins statue materials now? There might be some long lead times. #AUSvIND

Young ‘til he’s old! #freo

One of the few benefits of attending my kid’s two hour youth drama concert was being able to witness first hand the number of years a kid can do drama before they become insufferable. It’s four.

Cox has big shorts to fill. #AFL