54 years old, Southern
On who's chest were the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
The prices were also in braille
On who's chest were the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
The prices were also in braille
Who painted his ass like a dahlia
The color was fine
So was the design
But the odor was definitely a
Failya
Who painted his ass like a dahlia
The color was fine
So was the design
But the odor was definitely a
Failya
Who bought himself an Austin
He had room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls fell out and he lost 'em
Who bought himself an Austin
He had room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls fell out and he lost 'em
1. Only have 2 or 3 posts
2. The girl is incredibly beautiful
3. wearing skimpy clothing
4. Has large breasts
5. Their handle ends with a bunch of numbers
6. They write in broken English
1. Only have 2 or 3 posts
2. The girl is incredibly beautiful
3. wearing skimpy clothing
4. Has large breasts
5. Their handle ends with a bunch of numbers
6. They write in broken English
Who did the Fandango on skates
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
Now he's practically useless on dates
Who did the Fandango on skates
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
Now he's practically useless on dates
Who got invited to a fancy dress ball
He decided he'd risk it
And go as a biscuit
But the dog ate him up in the hall
Da dump crash
Who got invited to a fancy dress ball
He decided he'd risk it
And go as a biscuit
But the dog ate him up in the hall
Da dump crash