Charlie Wesley Frankfurter
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Charlie Wesley Frankfurter
@wesleyfrankfurter.bsky.social
Half man, half plant; A goblin’s favorite food.

Professional gavone, amateur curmudgeon.
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A movie called The Hotdog Vendor, where Jason Statham plays a hotdog vendor who, yep, you guessed it, is a former elite special forces assassin trying to live a quiet life when he's summoned back for one last job, and ends up kicking 197 guys in the face
February 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
First post…

On a scale of 1-10 (1 being “never”, 10 being “an unhealthy amount”)…

How often do you find yourself thinking about that scene in “Sudden Death” when Jean Claude Van Damme fights the Penguins mascot?
January 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM