David Wertheimer
@werty.bsky.social
Digital experience, product strategy, innovation, coaching. Family man and Yankees fan. I like minor chords and chocolate mint. Fit and trim.
Five Guys email subject line: "We are more than just burgers!" Message shows a patty melt (burger on rye), BLT (baconburger without a burger), grilled cheese (cheeseburger without a burger) and hot dog (🤷...)
August 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Five Guys email subject line: "We are more than just burgers!" Message shows a patty melt (burger on rye), BLT (baconburger without a burger), grilled cheese (cheeseburger without a burger) and hot dog (🤷...)
Update: Skype asked me to log in and keep my account active so I don't lose my $16.96
June 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Update: Skype asked me to log in and keep my account active so I don't lose my $16.96
Last week the Citibank home page stopped displaying the login box for me (Chrome/MacOS) and no amount of fiddling with settings and extensions has brought it back. Pretty tough to go to the bank when they hide the front door
May 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Last week the Citibank home page stopped displaying the login box for me (Chrome/MacOS) and no amount of fiddling with settings and extensions has brought it back. Pretty tough to go to the bank when they hide the front door
Today in headline writing, from ESPN
January 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Today in headline writing, from ESPN
Can someone tell me what I'm supposed to do with this MacOS desktop alert
January 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Can someone tell me what I'm supposed to do with this MacOS desktop alert
Set up a new M3 Macbook using Time Machine today and the Internet Accounts preferences pane surfaced my old AIM account 😂
December 29, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Set up a new M3 Macbook using Time Machine today and the Internet Accounts preferences pane surfaced my old AIM account 😂
The house brand carrots at Trader Joe’s, Wegmans, Stop & Shop, Target and Whole Foods all come from the same carrot company.
November 18, 2024 at 1:11 AM
The house brand carrots at Trader Joe’s, Wegmans, Stop & Shop, Target and Whole Foods all come from the same carrot company.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #78,411! Is this early? Early-ish? It’s not @anildash.com early but I think it’s not bad
November 14, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #78,411! Is this early? Early-ish? It’s not @anildash.com early but I think it’s not bad
One of the early rejected names for Facebook
February 13, 2024 at 8:00 PM
One of the early rejected names for Facebook
You’re doing what now
February 4, 2024 at 10:04 PM
You’re doing what now
At least four times today I’ve looked out my window at the contraption on the scaffolding across the way and thought it was some sort of urban scarecrow
December 4, 2023 at 6:59 PM
At least four times today I’ve looked out my window at the contraption on the scaffolding across the way and thought it was some sort of urban scarecrow
Inadvertently bought a 30-piece pack of gum and am longing for the days of 5 sticks for a quarter
October 24, 2023 at 3:46 PM
Inadvertently bought a 30-piece pack of gum and am longing for the days of 5 sticks for a quarter
Watched the first "Mission: Impossible" movie tonight and got a real kick out of their use of Usenet for covert messaging
July 15, 2023 at 2:34 AM
Watched the first "Mission: Impossible" movie tonight and got a real kick out of their use of Usenet for covert messaging
This is not sustainable
July 6, 2023 at 1:45 AM
This is not sustainable
will be thinking about this the rest of the day
July 3, 2023 at 9:21 PM
will be thinking about this the rest of the day
My son and I sent in a much better caption than two of these three finalists imho:
"They said I could work from anywhere if I followed the dress code."
https://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/contest#finalists
"They said I could work from anywhere if I followed the dress code."
https://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/contest#finalists
June 28, 2023 at 2:57 PM
My son and I sent in a much better caption than two of these three finalists imho:
"They said I could work from anywhere if I followed the dress code."
https://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/contest#finalists
"They said I could work from anywhere if I followed the dress code."
https://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/contest#finalists