We Need a Bath!
@weneedabath.bsky.social
Cmon, you know we all really just need a good bath, y'all.
It's out there.
It's out there.
What's the most expensive artwork at the Vatican?
Take it from Emperor Nero (and they did!):
Nothing's more valuable than a nice bath.
Take it from Emperor Nero (and they did!):
Nothing's more valuable than a nice bath.
May 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
What's the most expensive artwork at the Vatican?
Take it from Emperor Nero (and they did!):
Nothing's more valuable than a nice bath.
Take it from Emperor Nero (and they did!):
Nothing's more valuable than a nice bath.
Your 401(k) shouldn't be the only thing taking a bath this week, y'all. Get in there!
April 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Your 401(k) shouldn't be the only thing taking a bath this week, y'all. Get in there!
Dublin down on a good bath! ☘️
March 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Dublin down on a good bath! ☘️
I heard it was a good night for a Joint Session. 🚬
I bet y'all could use a serious bath just about now. 🛁
I bet y'all could use a serious bath just about now. 🛁
March 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I heard it was a good night for a Joint Session. 🚬
I bet y'all could use a serious bath just about now. 🛁
I bet y'all could use a serious bath just about now. 🛁
Denial is not just a bath in Egypt.
(Stay engaged!🛁)
(Stay engaged!🛁)
February 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Denial is not just a bath in Egypt.
(Stay engaged!🛁)
(Stay engaged!🛁)
It's just a bath tub, pal.
No need to stair.
No need to stair.
February 6, 2025 at 5:57 AM
It's just a bath tub, pal.
No need to stair.
No need to stair.
Do they still make Calgon? It's been that kind of week.
Turn off the news - just for a while. And take a bath!
Turn off the news - just for a while. And take a bath!
January 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Do they still make Calgon? It's been that kind of week.
Turn off the news - just for a while. And take a bath!
Turn off the news - just for a while. And take a bath!
Big day!
See - even the leader of the free world knows:
it's best to start things off with a lovely bath.
See - even the leader of the free world knows:
it's best to start things off with a lovely bath.
January 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Big day!
See - even the leader of the free world knows:
it's best to start things off with a lovely bath.
See - even the leader of the free world knows:
it's best to start things off with a lovely bath.
"The bathhouse would have been used by the proprietor to win votes or ingratiate himself with guests”, said the director of the Pompeii archaeological park.
Gee, we've come so far. 🛁 🇺🇸
Gee, we've come so far. 🛁 🇺🇸
January 18, 2025 at 6:54 AM
"The bathhouse would have been used by the proprietor to win votes or ingratiate himself with guests”, said the director of the Pompeii archaeological park.
Gee, we've come so far. 🛁 🇺🇸
Gee, we've come so far. 🛁 🇺🇸
Dry January? No problem!
Dude, seriously. Take a bath.
Dude, seriously. Take a bath.
January 3, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Dry January? No problem!
Dude, seriously. Take a bath.
Dude, seriously. Take a bath.
Bathy New Year!
December 31, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Bathy New Year!
Joyeux Noël!
Take a flocking bath.
Take a flocking bath.
December 27, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Joyeux Noël!
Take a flocking bath.
Take a flocking bath.
Sure...maybe... but where are the traditional celebratory pyramids of Big Macs?
December 23, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Sure...maybe... but where are the traditional celebratory pyramids of Big Macs?
December 21, 2024 at 7:45 PM
The Art of the Bath!
December 18, 2024 at 6:04 AM
The Art of the Bath!
🎼 Sweet [Queen] Caroline...
Bath time never seemed so good! 🎶
Hampton Court Palace, cir. 1714
Bath time never seemed so good! 🎶
Hampton Court Palace, cir. 1714
December 16, 2024 at 6:34 AM
🎼 Sweet [Queen] Caroline...
Bath time never seemed so good! 🎶
Hampton Court Palace, cir. 1714
Bath time never seemed so good! 🎶
Hampton Court Palace, cir. 1714
The first tub was too big,
the second tub was too small,
but this tub was... just white.
the second tub was too small,
but this tub was... just white.
December 11, 2024 at 5:24 AM
The first tub was too big,
the second tub was too small,
but this tub was... just white.
the second tub was too small,
but this tub was... just white.
Tub walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "How about some Champagne?"
Tub says, "Are you trying to soak me?!"
Bartender says, "How about some Champagne?"
Tub says, "Are you trying to soak me?!"
December 8, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Tub walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "How about some Champagne?"
Tub says, "Are you trying to soak me?!"
Bartender says, "How about some Champagne?"
Tub says, "Are you trying to soak me?!"
Salad bar in a bath tub?
Nothing to sneeze at.
Nothing to sneeze at.
December 7, 2024 at 6:55 AM
Salad bar in a bath tub?
Nothing to sneeze at.
Nothing to sneeze at.
omg the HARDWARE!
December 3, 2024 at 11:15 PM
omg the HARDWARE!
George Washington soaked here.
December 3, 2024 at 7:51 AM
George Washington soaked here.