Wendy Molyneux
@wendymolyneux.bsky.social
Writer on Bob’s Burgers. Co-creator of The Great North.
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If you even think for a second that your ties to the most notorious sex trafficker in the history of the world could come back to bite you, you can't go half way. You gotta tear down the entire white house.
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If you even think for a second that your ties to the most notorious sex trafficker in the history of the world could come back to bite you, you can't go half way. You gotta tear down the entire white house.
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Wood chipper, feet first.
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Wood chipper, feet first.
A fifteen year old is a CHILD. They were in middle school LAST YEAR.
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A fifteen year old is a CHILD. They were in middle school LAST YEAR.
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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the newly released Epstein emails are getting coverage on Fox News 👀
November 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
the newly released Epstein emails are getting coverage on Fox News 👀
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This
Isn’t
Even
The
Worst
Stuff.
Isn’t
Even
The
Worst
Stuff.
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This
Isn’t
Even
The
Worst
Stuff.
Isn’t
Even
The
Worst
Stuff.
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“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
I cannot believe this rapist turned out to be a pedophile.
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I cannot believe this rapist turned out to be a pedophile.
A true story is that I am a pretty bad or at least extremely underconfident freeway driver & when I was 22 I was tasked with picking up Pulitzer Prize winning playwright Donald Margulies from LAX & driving him to Orange County & to this day I am so grateful I did not accidentally kill him on the 405
November 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
A true story is that I am a pretty bad or at least extremely underconfident freeway driver & when I was 22 I was tasked with picking up Pulitzer Prize winning playwright Donald Margulies from LAX & driving him to Orange County & to this day I am so grateful I did not accidentally kill him on the 405
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“We were screaming and filming, and that’s when the officer pulled the gun out and pointed it at us and threatened to shoot us. We were posing no immediate threat to him, and we were filming and making noise.”
November 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
“We were screaming and filming, and that’s when the officer pulled the gun out and pointed it at us and threatened to shoot us. We were posing no immediate threat to him, and we were filming and making noise.”
2009: hey, maybe humanity is gonna be okay after all 💓
2025: three huge white men are allowed to abduct you from any public space or your own home at any time no questions asked
2025: three huge white men are allowed to abduct you from any public space or your own home at any time no questions asked
November 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
2009: hey, maybe humanity is gonna be okay after all 💓
2025: three huge white men are allowed to abduct you from any public space or your own home at any time no questions asked
2025: three huge white men are allowed to abduct you from any public space or your own home at any time no questions asked
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It’s okay to be glad that restaurants are doing stuff like this AND absolutely furious about the utter failure of the United States government.
November 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It’s okay to be glad that restaurants are doing stuff like this AND absolutely furious about the utter failure of the United States government.
The new Singularity is when a banana actually costs ten dollars.
October 30, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The new Singularity is when a banana actually costs ten dollars.
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If the game is still going by the time of first pitch Game 4 they have to play both games simultaneously
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
If the game is still going by the time of first pitch Game 4 they have to play both games simultaneously
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Once I started pronouncing baseline like Vaseline, things just really seemed to fall into place for me.
October 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Once I started pronouncing baseline like Vaseline, things just really seemed to fall into place for me.
I’m already wearing barrel pants they’re called my legs thanks
October 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m already wearing barrel pants they’re called my legs thanks
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its crazy that phones dont have an off button and theres no way to turn them off at all or stop using them
October 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
its crazy that phones dont have an off button and theres no way to turn them off at all or stop using them
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Report: Majority Of Married People Get Up And Go To Second Family’s House As Soon As Spouse Asleep https://theonion.com/report-majority-of-married-people-get-up-and-go-to-sec-1819578381/
October 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Report: Majority Of Married People Get Up And Go To Second Family’s House As Soon As Spouse Asleep https://theonion.com/report-majority-of-married-people-get-up-and-go-to-sec-1819578381/
Hell yeah, I’m ANTIFA:
Asking
Nicely
To be
Involved in planning for the new
Fudge Museum in
Akron, Ohio
Asking
Nicely
To be
Involved in planning for the new
Fudge Museum in
Akron, Ohio
October 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Hell yeah, I’m ANTIFA:
Asking
Nicely
To be
Involved in planning for the new
Fudge Museum in
Akron, Ohio
Asking
Nicely
To be
Involved in planning for the new
Fudge Museum in
Akron, Ohio
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It’s time for a traditional pause and think. Pause, and think for a moment what would have happened if Barack Obama posted a poorly made video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on people. By the end of the next week, a 25th amendment removal would be underway. Donald Trump should be removed.
October 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It’s time for a traditional pause and think. Pause, and think for a moment what would have happened if Barack Obama posted a poorly made video of himself wearing a crown and shitting on people. By the end of the next week, a 25th amendment removal would be underway. Donald Trump should be removed.
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exhibit a of “has never been a reporter” www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/b...
October 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
exhibit a of “has never been a reporter” www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/b...
George Soros pays me with kisses!
October 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
George Soros pays me with kisses!
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It’s going to take ages to pay all these people
October 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It’s going to take ages to pay all these people