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Wellington Boyce
@wellieboyce.bsky.social
Seasoned Internet Scoundrel. Sucio Gentleman.

I just be saying things.
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If you see this post, do it 🫡

Pronouns: He/Himotheé Chalamet
Height: 6’0”
Shoe: 11-12
Zodiac: Cancer
Smoke: No…👀
Tattoos: 2 (more pending)
Piercings: 2 (also more pending)
Fav drink: Squirt&Gin
I’m gonna come back to this app. Twitter fucking blows nowadays
March 3, 2025 at 9:40 AM
90s vibe
December 17, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Getting a haircut today.

That is all.
December 16, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Facts. Not the kind of sweating and panting I have in mind for on a first date/link…
HIKES ARE NOT A FIRST DATE
December 3, 2024 at 4:23 AM
November 28, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Call me a psycho then.
November 28, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Glasses look kinda growing on me…
November 27, 2024 at 10:15 PM
This is the only app i don’t feel like i have an image to uphold on.

I can just be my cynical, sad boy, situationally funny, occasionally horny self on here.
November 27, 2024 at 8:43 PM
I lived like 4 different lives this year…

Like 2024 absolutely deconstructed me.
November 27, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Reposted by Wellington Boyce
If you like pressure you gon have to say that, I am not the type lol

I am very much a “okay no worries” typa guy, I’m not begging nobody for time and if I don’t sense excitement or enthusiasm I’m not gonna feel like you even wanna see me.
November 25, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Kendrick had no business putting crack in this song.
November 25, 2024 at 7:57 PM
I went to this shit last year, and it really made me go “Damn… Detroit is actually an underrated city”
I remember going to the tree lighting a decade ago, and there may have been a few hundred people. 115,000 people is insane. #Detroit 💙🩶🤍
November 24, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Ion know…. Im realizing all it takes for a woman to say is “you’re handsome” or “you smell good” and I’m like
November 24, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I’ve got vacation coming up in 2 weeks, so it’s that time of year where my mindset is “I’m going to work every waking moment and not have a social life until vacation” mode
November 23, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Beefeater
Okay!? So what’s yall favorite gins!? 👀👀👀
November 23, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Her: Annnd I just freshly shaved 🤭😏

Me: So no bush?
November 22, 2024 at 10:58 PM
For real... I blame those damn viners & youtubers.
Social media stopped being social when everyone trying to make money off it
November 22, 2024 at 4:46 AM
GOOD.
November 22, 2024 at 4:29 AM
I deadass can’t wait for my glasses prescription to come in….

My vision during the day: Solid

But once it’s night time…?
November 22, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Can’t relate.

Yall be well tho
November 22, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Yall: zip-up hoodies

Me, an intellectual: Zippies
November 22, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Code switch.

It’s a lost art in my book so I just stay quiet and reserved because i know “nigga” will slip out if I’m too comfortable in the conversation in the wrong rooms/company
27. What’s a typical “black thing” you don’t know how to do? #blacksky
November 22, 2024 at 1:01 AM
November 22, 2024 at 12:47 AM
The superior and most underrated single off that album.
November 22, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Only if she in the passenger seat.
Y’all skeet and drive?
November 22, 2024 at 12:16 AM