Dean
@weirdomagnet.bsky.social
I’m an accountant at a golf course, follow me.
I make music but I won’t promote is here
economics.bandcamp.com
I make music but I won’t promote is here
economics.bandcamp.com
My doctor wanted to see me about my lab results, only to tell me everything is fine. Everything is NOT fine - you caused me two weeks of unnecessary stress and over-thinking, Jared.
December 16, 2024 at 11:32 PM
My doctor wanted to see me about my lab results, only to tell me everything is fine. Everything is NOT fine - you caused me two weeks of unnecessary stress and over-thinking, Jared.
You were wrong, all my ex-girlfriends. I didn’t need therapy - I needed eat right, exercise, stop drinking, sleep better, and take my meds!
December 13, 2024 at 3:29 AM
You were wrong, all my ex-girlfriends. I didn’t need therapy - I needed eat right, exercise, stop drinking, sleep better, and take my meds!
I eat at McDonald’s too, why don’t I look like this
December 9, 2024 at 10:51 PM
I eat at McDonald’s too, why don’t I look like this
Instead of writing a song complaining about the Taxman, George Harrison should have written some songs thanking the Garbageman, the Postman, and the Fireman.
December 1, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Instead of writing a song complaining about the Taxman, George Harrison should have written some songs thanking the Garbageman, the Postman, and the Fireman.
Enjoy these Black Friday memes I made.
November 29, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Enjoy these Black Friday memes I made.
Billionaires could just hang out in their huge houses or yachts all day instead of messing up our lives and trafficking humans.
November 26, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Billionaires could just hang out in their huge houses or yachts all day instead of messing up our lives and trafficking humans.
Why is everyone using this image my ex-wife made about me?
November 24, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Why is everyone using this image my ex-wife made about me?
I just want to get Respects from members of my immediate family.
November 22, 2024 at 2:52 PM
I just want to get Respects from members of my immediate family.
I hope AI doesn’t replace my job of golf course accountant.
November 22, 2024 at 1:18 AM
I hope AI doesn’t replace my job of golf course accountant.
Former nba player Lance Stephenson has a brother named Lantz Stephenson.
November 21, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Former nba player Lance Stephenson has a brother named Lantz Stephenson.
If you have a bumper sticker like this, your parents never told you they love you.
November 18, 2024 at 10:33 PM
If you have a bumper sticker like this, your parents never told you they love you.
My son called me Fat Urkel.
November 18, 2024 at 2:25 AM
My son called me Fat Urkel.
Are @fart and @dogboner on this one?
November 17, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Are @fart and @dogboner on this one?
Can I just like food without it being a brain disorder? Can I eat a whole bag of skittles because they are tasty, not because it’s a “trauma response”? Is listening to records a trauma response?
November 16, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Can I just like food without it being a brain disorder? Can I eat a whole bag of skittles because they are tasty, not because it’s a “trauma response”? Is listening to records a trauma response?