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"Are you bragging to your wife about what you are doing in dnd?"
"I'm on a dinosaur!"
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"I'm on a dinosaur!"
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October 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"Are you bragging to your wife about what you are doing in dnd?"
"I'm on a dinosaur!"
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"I'm on a dinosaur!"
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"I would like to smash this snowman."
"Are you sure? That one is full of dynamite."
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"Are you sure? That one is full of dynamite."
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October 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"I would like to smash this snowman."
"Are you sure? That one is full of dynamite."
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"Are you sure? That one is full of dynamite."
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October 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"You guys could help me push my land reform bill through parliament so that I can grow all the lumber we want!"
"I don't want to roleplay that."
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"I don't want to roleplay that."
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September 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"You guys could help me push my land reform bill through parliament so that I can grow all the lumber we want!"
"I don't want to roleplay that."
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"I don't want to roleplay that."
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"Some of the people in the human piñata start wondering why their rescuers are talking about going shopping."
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September 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
"Some of the people in the human piñata start wondering why their rescuers are talking about going shopping."
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September 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"You throw down the card from the Deck of Illusion, and from where this card lands rises the multiversal arch-lich Acererak, to the utter terror of these go-cart racers."
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September 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
"You throw down the card from the Deck of Illusion, and from where this card lands rises the multiversal arch-lich Acererak, to the utter terror of these go-cart racers."
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"I ALREADY DID A CARTESIAN SCEPTICISM CAMPAIGN! THIS ONE IS VAMPIRES! STOP SUGGESTING IT!"
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September 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"I ALREADY DID A CARTESIAN SCEPTICISM CAMPAIGN! THIS ONE IS VAMPIRES! STOP SUGGESTING IT!"
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September 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"I don't know if we have enough food for these people."
"I have 990 crackers."
"They will just be really thirsty."
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"I have 990 crackers."
"They will just be really thirsty."
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August 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
"I don't know if we have enough food for these people."
"I have 990 crackers."
"They will just be really thirsty."
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"I have 990 crackers."
"They will just be really thirsty."
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August 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"You keep asking people if they want to jump onto the Crystal Plate of Nonexistence! Stop!"
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August 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"You keep asking people if they want to jump onto the Crystal Plate of Nonexistence! Stop!"
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"We aren't gonna, but you are small enough to fit on the Crystal Plate of Nonexistence."
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August 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"We aren't gonna, but you are small enough to fit on the Crystal Plate of Nonexistence."
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"In the time honored tradition of dnd parties everywhere, you are about to throw one of your party members across a dangerous area."
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July 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
"In the time honored tradition of dnd parties everywhere, you are about to throw one of your party members across a dangerous area."
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"I am glad that we have reached the part of the night where we trade the necromancer a night at the club in return for lab equipment."
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July 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
"I am glad that we have reached the part of the night where we trade the necromancer a night at the club in return for lab equipment."
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July 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
"Who all is in the room?"
"You see Stabby mc Stabface, 4 un-named murderers, Stabbing Jerry, and The Disemboweler."
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"You see Stabby mc Stabface, 4 un-named murderers, Stabbing Jerry, and The Disemboweler."
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June 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
"Who all is in the room?"
"You see Stabby mc Stabface, 4 un-named murderers, Stabbing Jerry, and The Disemboweler."
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"You see Stabby mc Stabface, 4 un-named murderers, Stabbing Jerry, and The Disemboweler."
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"Besides snow, sand, water, or a trampoline park, this is the optimal 'jumping off a train' biome."
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June 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"Besides snow, sand, water, or a trampoline park, this is the optimal 'jumping off a train' biome."
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June 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
"So, our story is that someone injured him, took his skin off of him, and then ripped his brain out?"
"We are gonna put the skin back on him!"
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"We are gonna put the skin back on him!"
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June 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"So, our story is that someone injured him, took his skin off of him, and then ripped his brain out?"
"We are gonna put the skin back on him!"
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"We are gonna put the skin back on him!"
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"The King invited me to a party, but then all the ghosts were afraid of me. So the king kicked me out."
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May 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"The King invited me to a party, but then all the ghosts were afraid of me. So the king kicked me out."
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May 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
"I guess we are going to the king, cause nobody likes my idea of breeding World of Warcraft mounts..."
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May 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"I guess we are going to the king, cause nobody likes my idea of breeding World of Warcraft mounts..."
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"You are having a bad day. You have a TBI and are inside a horse. And the horse is inside you. Unpleasant."
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April 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
"You are having a bad day. You have a TBI and are inside a horse. And the horse is inside you. Unpleasant."
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"I am right by this thing's spine, right?"
"Sure! Do you know the anatomy of a liquid horse?
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"Sure! Do you know the anatomy of a liquid horse?
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April 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"I am right by this thing's spine, right?"
"Sure! Do you know the anatomy of a liquid horse?
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"Sure! Do you know the anatomy of a liquid horse?
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